[17:56] <GarciaHotspur> you look mad
[17:56] <GarciaHotspur> i feel as if you're disapproving of my lack of pants with this picture
[17:56] <GarciaHotspur> ok i will wear pants
[17:56] <GarciaHotspur> sorry

<loans> I just ate a really pretentious hamburger

(5:31:54 AM) Knoxius: god cracked.com is addicting
(5:32:03 AM) Mich: yeah

1 HOUR OF NO CHATTING LATER

(6:31:51 AM) Mich: fuck it
(6:31:54 AM) Mich: minecraft.

<loanabooth> whoever invented yoga pants and popularized them with the ladies is a hero

<Stupor> OMGGFFGGFGG MY NEIGHBORS ARE COVERED IN MY SEMEN

<deltaflow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqZE08XQDI&t=0m55s
<CornCob> YT: "Ali Nadem - Electro Champion"
<Mich> oh it's that terribly repetitive boring song that won the asshunter contest
<deltaflow> its good for at least 8 listens
<ProdigalAudio> LOL
<Mich> shame that by then, the song isn't OVER
<deltaflow> OH SNAP

[19:55] <Prodigal_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Turtle_Association_of_Japan,_Kuroshima_Research_Station
[19:55] <Mich> durp
[19:55] <Mich> why is there a phone number in that article
[19:56] <Prodigal_> No idea.
[19:56] <Mr_Amkes> IT'S FOR AN EMERGENCY
[19:56] <Mr_Amkes> HERRO JAPAN I AM PUNCHING SEA TURTRE, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

Loans, after he notices that the last 3 quotes are him only.

[21:51] <loans> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

I came home from evening school only to find this:

<loans> mich
<loans> you eat poop
<loans> you're a notorious poop eater
<loans> you spoon it up
<loans> grinning the whole time
<loans> with bits of poop dribbling down your chin
<loans> 'This feces is delicious!' you shout in joy, cramming more and more waste down your gullet
<loans> others look on in horror as you offer up your bowl, asking for contributions
<-- loans has left this server (Ping timeout).

[22:25] <loans-> mich you're up late
[22:25] <loans-> oh
[22:25] <loans-> he's not

[20:44] <loans> wtf fire alarm
[20:44] <loans> brb

<MrSaint> So there's this dude
<MrSaint> On NG
<MrSaint> EJR
<Mich> oh yeah him
<Mich> what about that penis
<Mich> dude*

<Stupor> He who brings poking stick to beach
<Stupor> can prod a gull

<Stupor> He who likes incest
<Stupor> must knock sis

<Stupor> Activist who doesn't believe in anything
<Stupor> is just a sign writer

<Stupor> Woman who skipped church
<Stupor> missed her saint

<Knoxius> he who short on money
<Knoxius> cant pay his loans

<Stupor> He who attends Tarentino movie showing
<Stupor> might see Quince

<Knoxius> he who didnt get that one
<Knoxius> is be-wylde-red

<Prodigal> He who waits in line
<Prodigal> stands in a Q

<TheCoreMan> this thursday I was out drinking with friends
<TheCoreMan> and one guy (who drank a little too much) tried to do a back flip
<TheCoreMan> obviously he failed due to drunkness
<TheCoreMan> Ends up landing on his butt
<Mich> sounds painful
<Androu1> Haha
<Androu1> ASSFLIP
<TheCoreMan> Then he wakes up next morning and me and the guys ask him if he remembers anything from last night
<TheCoreMan> He said he didn't and we convinced him that he had anal sex

[15:56:44] <Wylde> fuck man, I'm coming down with some kind of cold
[15:56:48] <Wylde> drousy as shit
[15:57:35] <Androu1> It's time for you to die, I am sorry to inform.
[15:58:04] <Androu1> Perhaps if you wore a tie, you would still be in form.

-Q- Registered bans on #TAP:
-Q- ID  Hostmask                      Expires            Set by           Reason
-Q-  #1  chavs!*@*                     Permanent          loansindi        
-Q-  #2  twats!*@*                     Permanent          loansindi        
-Q-  #3  *!*@adsl-176-254-130.asm.bellsouth.net Permanent          loansindi        
-Q-  #4  *!*@*//img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/Coloradoglocker/DSCN2808.jpg Permanent          loansindi        
-Q-  #5  *!*@c-24-5-77-157.hsd1.ca.comcast.net Permanent          loansindi        kiko
-Q-  #6  *armydudes*!*@*               Permanent          loansindi        
-Q-  #7  *!*@adsl-221-192-65.mgm.bellsouth.net Permanent          MICHhimself      
-Q-  #8  PSPownsYou!*@*                Permanent          MICHhimself      
-Q- End of list.

<Stupor> it makes me sad that mich gets more action than me
<Mich> action in what sense?
<Stupor> lmao
<Androu1> FUCKING, MICH, HE'S TALKING ABOUT FUCKING
<loans> lol
<loans> thank you androu
<Stupor> that makes me even sadder

<Mich> I like big cocks and I cannot lie

<Someone> penis
<everyoneelse> OLOLOLOLOLOLO SO FUNNAI

<loans> have you tried ubuntu?
<loans> it's about the simplest distribution i've ever seen
<jnr1114> No, I haven't. Isn't it a made by Linux?
<loans> ...
<loans> go sit in the corner

<Vultyrex> if I were a tool.
<Vultyrex> I'd be a dildo. That's a tool, right?
<loans> a dildo is a toy
<Vultyrex> Not to me. 
<Vultyrex> ... that came out wrong
<Vultyrex> ... that did too

[20:17] <Stupor> Unless I judge against it, I will use the tenth (10th) picture linked starting NOW
[20:18] <@deltaflow> goatse.jpg
[20:18] <ProdigalNG> goatse.jpeg
[20:18] <ProdigalNG> FUCK
[20:18] <@deltaflow> LOL

<Chron-sick> a compessor wil raise the volume while lowering the db

(10:32:43 PM) Chronamut: dude i love how you all try to make me sound self centered and egotistical
(10:32:44 PM) Chronamut: but im not
(10:32:45 PM) Chronamut: at all

Knoxius: dude this tits are perplexing
Knoxius: i just cant stop checking them out
loans: this tits
Stupor: this tits is perplexing
Mich: If it wasn't that this guy wrote a nice review, I'd dislike him for his username
Mich: "No08PwN3R1337"
Mich: this tits

<Sequenced> i had a boner when we were playing checkers
<Sequenced> i was like o shi

<loans> i've got a powerful tool right here
<loans> (it is in my pants)
<loans> ahah
<loans> i found a way to browse them
<loans> with tags!
<loans> they're all lame
<Mich> ...
<Mich> you've found a way to browse the powerful tools in your pants, with tags?
<loans> what
<loans> no
<loans> the games for kindle
<loans> which are lame
<loans> the powerful tool in my pants is awesome
<loans> and requires no browsing
<loans> much less with tags

[17:50] <siney> actually my song is almost 7 minutes long
[17:50] <Seq> that's how long my penis is
[17:50] <siney> 7cm?
[17:50] <MrSaint> damn, that'll be a downer to delete almost a half of it
[17:50] <MrSaint> The song I meant, not the penis
[17:51] <siney> yeah
[17:51] <siney> but a lot of it repeats
[17:51] <siney> so it should be okay
[17:51] <siney> and cut off the ending where it verbs out
[17:52] <Seq> lol i'm still thinking that we're talking about my penis

[07:49] <Mich> Seq
[07:49] <Seq> ye
[07:49] <Mich> are you modding?
[07:49] <Seq> im in class
[07:49] == Seq [webchat@host86-160-15-56.range86-160.btcentralplus.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[17:35:02] <MrSaint> wassup
[17:35:07] <Mich> not too much
[17:35:14] <Mich> just fingering britt
[17:35:37] <Mich> derp
[17:35:49] <Androu1> Thought it was the other way around
[17:36:00] <Mich> Fuck yu
[17:36:03] <Androu1> lol
[17:36:07] <Mich> ^Britt