<Stupor> wtf
<triviabot> Question 3: What is Venezuela named after?
<Stupor> vuvuzela
<siney> vuvuzuela
<Prodigal_> VUVUZELA

[00:56:24] <FunkmasterCK> WHAT THE TITS.
[00:56:52] <Androu1> OOOOOOOOOO TITS
[00:56:53] <Androu1> OM NOM NOM
[00:56:54] <Androu1> NOM
[00:56:55] <Androu1> NOM
[00:57:07] <FunkmasterCK> Dude.
[00:57:09] <FunkmasterCK> Don't be queer.
[00:58:35] <Androu1> they taste milky, man
[00:58:41] <Androu1> it's like some sort of ice cream
[01:04:21] <FunkmasterCK> IN MY COUNTRY, THE BOOBIE IS THE RAREST OF DELICACIES.
[01:04:32] <FunkmasterCK> IZ VARY TASTY, NO?
[01:04:38] <Androu1> DA!
[01:04:41] <Androu1> IS GOOD!
[01:05:07] <FunkmasterCK> SCPLEIGEN VARGEN!
[01:05:26] <FunkmasterCK> AND NOW VEE SHALL DANCE ZE DANCE OF FRIENDSHIP.
[01:05:35] <Androu1> NO
[01:05:39] <Androu1> NEGATORY!
[01:05:41] <Androu1> NOW I KILL YOU
[01:05:45] <Androu1> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:05:49] <FunkmasterCK> Bitch, do what I say.
[01:05:54] Androu1 kills FuCK
[01:06:07] <FunkmasterCK> IMA 'BOUT TO POP A CAP IN YO' ASS, BITCH.
[01:06:13] <FunkmasterCK> NOW WE GOWNA DANCE, CRACKA
[01:06:15] <FunkmasterCK> YA DIG?
[01:06:23] <Androu1> WAT YO PROBLEM, NEGRO?
[01:06:37] Androu1 farts to fly around, weeeeeeee
[01:06:52] <FunkmasterCK> I don't appreciate your tone, young man.
[01:07:04] <FunkmasterCK> And your language is HIGHLY offensive.
[01:07:20] <FunkmasterCK> The politically correct term is nigger.
[01:07:21] <Androu1> So is your mama's face
[01:07:50] <FunkmasterCK> While that may be true, it doesn't alter my previously stated STATEMENT.
[01:08:04] <Androu1> your statement sucks dick
[01:08:26] <FunkmasterCK> IMA 'BOUT TO SUCK YOUR DICK
[01:08:39] <Androu1> OH NO
[01:09:07] <FunkmasterCK> DID I MENTION THAT I HAD MY MOUTH REPLACED WITH A GARBAGE DISPOSAL?
[01:09:22] <FunkmasterCK> IT'S VERY EROTIC.
[01:09:28] <Androu1> No, you did not
[01:09:40] <Androu1> But I didn't mention that I had my dick replaced with a NUCLEAR BOMB
[01:09:40] <FunkmasterCK> You're right...
[01:09:47] <Androu1> So it's fair
[01:10:01] <FunkmasterCK> THOSE THINGS SHOULD GO TOGETHER SWIMMINGLY!
[01:10:18] <Androu1> INDEED!

[22:15:08] <Mich>  Mikepush
[22:15:15] <Mich>   
[22:15:15] <Mich> If some artists i tour with claim they never heard of Universal Nation or Strange World, even Silver Bath, am i getting old then? :( 
[22:15:23] <Mich> If you're an artist hanging out with Push, and you don't know his most classic tracks
[22:15:29] <Mich> you deserve a slapping
[22:17:40] <Androu1> no
[22:17:57] <Mich> like
[22:18:17] <Mich> he's an icon in trance
[22:18:41] <Androu1> negatory
[22:18:58] <Mich> how can you hang out with him and not know 'universal nation' >.<
[22:19:09] <Androu1> nope
[22:19:16] <Mich> anyway
[22:19:16] <Mich> baii
[22:19:20] <Androu1> no
[22:19:24] <Mich> I'm OFF
[22:19:30] <Androu1> nope
[22:19:46] <Mich> BYE
[22:19:46] <Mich> AHH
[22:19:52] <Androu1> negatory
[22:20:19] <Mich> too bad
[22:20:19] <Mich> try and stop me
[22:20:19] Mich [~mich@d54C410B1.access.telenet.be] has quit IRC: Read error: EOF from client
[22:20:26] <Androu1> nope

[02:02:23] <Stupor> i'm on the yearbook staff
[02:02:36] <Stupor> i also like to caress men's balls

Chat goes idle, Prod and Envy go nuts

[09:53] <Prodigal> ...Did anyone survive the dropping of the idlechat bomb
[09:53] <Prodigal> I...I think i'm the only one...
[09:53] <Prodigal> i'm so sold...
[09:53] <Prodigal> cold
[10:00] <Envy> MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> WHERE ARE MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> I CANT FEEL THEM
[10:00] <Prodigal> I THINK THEY ARE OVER HERE
[10:00] <Envy> IS ANYBODY THERE
[10:01] <Envy> oh... my... god...
[10:01] <Envy> what happened here...
[10:01] <Prodigal> It's terrible
[10:01] <Prodigal> Mich left the chat to catch some sleep
[10:01] <Prodigal> and... OH GOD
[10:01] <Prodigal> THE HORROR
[10:01] <Prodigal> There was 0's and 1's everywhere
[10:02] <Envy> NOT THE 0's
[10:02] <Prodigal> YES
[10:03] <Prodigal> I hope we aren't the only survivors...
[10:04] * Dj-Zexus (webchat@ip68-12-181-210.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #TAP
[10:04] <Envy> OH GOD
[10:04] <Envy> HELP
[10:04] <Envy> HEEEEELP
[10:04] <Prodigal> MORE SURVIVORS
[10:05] <Envy> COME OVER HERE QUICK
[10:05] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:05] <Prodigal> wait
[10:05] <Envy> not you
[10:05] <Envy> youre already over here
[10:05] <Prodigal> oh
[10:05] <Envy> but wait
[10:05] <Envy> I HAVE NO LEGS
[10:05] <Prodigal> I'LL STICK EM BACK ON
[10:05] <Prodigal> WITH A GLUE STICK
[10:06] <Envy> NOT GLUE IN MY WOUNDS
[10:06] <Envy> I CANT HANDLE THAT
[10:06] <Prodigal> FINE
[10:06] <Prodigal> uhh
[10:06] <Envy> HAVE ANY SALT?
[10:06] <Prodigal> YES
[10:06] <Envy> PUT IT IN ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> I WAS AT MCDONALDS
[10:06] <Envy> QUICK
[10:06] <Prodigal> AND THEY GAVE ME SOME PACKETS
[10:06] <Prodigal> HERE
[10:06] * Prodigal throws salt at Envy
[10:06] <Envy> AGHHHHHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD
[10:06] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> INSIDE MY
[10:06] <Prodigal> UTERUS
[10:07] <Envy> TOUCHING ME
[10:07] <Envy> IN MY CERVIX
[10:07] <Prodigal> ISN'T THAT
[10:07] <Prodigal> DANGEROUS
[10:08] <Envy> I DONT KNOW
[10:08] <Envy> IT FEELS AMAZING THOUGH
[10:08] <Envy> OH MY GOD
[10:08] <Envy> MY CERVIX FELL OUT
[10:08] <Envy> YOU WERE RIGHT
[10:08] <Prodigal> THAT SUCKS
[10:08] <Prodigal> WE SHOULD CALL FOR HELP
[10:08] <Envy> I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU
[10:08] <Envy> THROW OVER SOME MORE SALT THOUGH
[10:08] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:09] * Prodigal throws more salt
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[10:09] <Envy> INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] * TAPGuest64 is now known as reidmewn
[10:09] <reidmewn> oh look
[10:09] <reidmewn> i'm a TAP guest
[10:09] <Prodigal> YOURE A SURVIVOR
[10:09] <Envy> ANOTHER SURVIVOR
[10:09] <reidmewn> LEMME TAP THAT SEXY ASS OF YOURS ENVY
[10:09] <Envy> HOW CAN YOU THINK OF SEX AT A TIME LIKE THIS
[10:09] <Prodigal> WE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
[10:09] <Envy> YOURE A BRUTE OF A MAN
[10:09] <reidmewn> WHAT SUVIVOR
[10:10] <reidmewn> what happened o.o
[10:10] <Envy> OH MY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS
[10:10] <Envy> WE HAVE TO KILL HIM SO HIS DELIRIUM DOESN'T SPREAD
[10:10] <reidmewn> whut
[10:10] <Prodigal> EXACTLY
[10:10] <Envy> WE CAN EAT HIS BODY FOR SUSTENANCE
[10:10] <reidmewn> NO
[10:10] <reidmewn> I DONT GOTS DELIRIUMZ I SWEAR
[10:10] <Envy> TELL ME
[10:10] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT
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[10:10] <Prodigal> OH NO
[10:11] <reidmewn> JUST GONNORHEA
[10:11] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT GOD DAMMIT
[10:11] <reidmewn> 1976
[10:11] <reidmewn> lets go oldskool bitches
[10:11] <Envy> its worse than i thought
[10:11] <reidmewn> *disco*
[10:11] <Envy> we'll have to remove his genitals first

[21:53:41] <Ossyx> sup fags
[21:53:43] <Ossyx> i'm in USA
[21:54:05] <@loasnafk> fuck
[21:54:09] <@loasnafk> i knew our country felt noobier

[22:27] <darkmaster603> i hate chatrooms

[23:29] <Prodigal> HEy
[23:29] <Prodigal> LISTEn
[23:29] <Prodigal> HEY LISTEN
[23:30] <loans> shut up navi

(2:23:36 AM) Knoxius: my od
(2:23:37 AM) Knoxius: god
(2:24:10 AM) Knoxius: is my name really knox9us

[00:47] <Brittany> uhm
[00:47] <Brittany> I prefer girls to guys.
[00:47] <Brittany> Mich is an exception to the rule.
[00:47] <Brittany> Besides
[00:48] <Brittany> he has these folds of fat under his scrotum that resemble a labia
[00:48] <Brittany> so it's fantastic.

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[17:53] <Knoxius> goddamnit
[17:53] <Voyager> Ni!
[17:53] <Prodigal> Knox, everyone has been timing out lately
[17:54] <Prodigal> lmao
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[17:32] <Voyager> have you guys heard this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3eLl3pQGoY
[17:32] <CornCob> YT: "Freezepop - Bike Thief"
[17:33] <Androu1> no and what is that?
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[17:33] <Androu1> nigga stole, nigga stole, nigga stole my bike! *shot*
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[17:36] <Voyager> he didn't like that did he?
[17:37] <Androu1> lol

[01:23:53] <Mrmilkcarton> I lurk TAP forums but don't plan to post i guess
[01:24:03] <loans> TAP's forums are pretty sparse
[01:24:37] <loans> once the redesign goes up and we start doing ad campaigns
[01:24:37] <Mrmilkcarton> Considered posting a picture
[01:25:25] <MrSanchoDisconn> "But then noticed I was too ugly and it would kill the population of the internet!"
[01:25:48] <loans> lol
[01:25:51] <Mrmilkcarton> you got me

[17:24:52] <Knoxius> mmm
[17:24:58] <Knoxius> time to hook up the snes methinks
[17:25:02] <Kazmo> N64!!!
[17:25:07] <Kazmo> :3
[17:25:22] <Knoxius> i only have oot on n64 fuck that
[17:25:29] <Kazmo> I wanna beat Zelda again...again
[17:25:34] <Kazmo> xD
[17:25:46] <Kazmo> OoT is goodz!
[17:25:59] <Kazmo> best game ever imo :P
[17:29:35] <MrSanchoDisconn> you be trollin
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[17:29:53] <Knoxius> lol
[17:29:57] <MrSanchoDisconn> lol

<NeonProject> Oh, you touch my tra la la.
<xkr> my ding ding dong
<NeonProject> LyricalBombs, don't deny it, you so do.
<LyricalBombs> okay
<LyricalBombs> maybe a little
<xkr> ooh you touch my trololo

(3:06:26 PM) Stupor: shit, my laptop just ran out of b
(3:06:29 PM) Stupor left the room (quit: Quit).

<LyricalBombs> back (had to give my dad some father's day stuff)
<MrSaint> It's Fathers Day, today?
<LyricalBombs> yes
<LyricalBombs> and I'm wondering why google didn't do anything for it.
<MrSaint> Dunno
<Stupor> no
<Stupor> it's in a week
<Stupor> on the third sunday of June
<MrSaint> Well I don't know
<MrSaint> Seriously
<@DeltaFlow> lol who thinks its fathers day today...
<LyricalBombs> wait
<LyricalBombs> shit
<LyricalBombs> my mom failed, brb
<MrSaint> lol
<@DeltaFlow> HAHA
<MrSanchoDisconn> fail

<@Stupor> what's #idle for, again?
<@DeltaFlow> idling...
<@Stupor> for what reason
<@DeltaFlow> see above
<SineRiedr> all idlers will be banned from now on
<@DeltaFlow> why does there need to be a reason?
<@Stupor> what's the point of idling...
<@Stupor> gah
<@DeltaFlow> there isn't one...
<@DeltaFlow> i don't understand what you are having trouble with here
<@DeltaFlow> you go there, and don't talk
<@Stupor> then why do people go into a specific room just to do it
<@DeltaFlow> because they can
<@Stupor> why not idle somewhere else?
<@DeltaFlow> anyone can make a room
<@DeltaFlow> you know that right?
<@DeltaFlow> why not idle there?
<@Stupor> that's what i'm saying
<@DeltaFlow> then you get it.
<@DeltaFlow> good
<@Stupor> okay, that makes sense
<@Stupor> my mind is at ease now
<@DeltaFlow> good

loans managed to let it out.

[03:31] <loans> ....
[03:31] <loans> god fucking damn you're stupid

[16:37] <Kayline> do you know of any websites that have all the proper names for music terminology
[16:37] <Knoxius> wikipedia
[16:37] <Darkbrand> Wikipedia
[16:37] <LyricalBombs> wikipedia

[20:55:01] <Mich_> So /part and /quit were walking around, I murdered /quit, who's left?
[20:55:09] <-- MiddleIsland_ has left this server (Quit).

I'm so evil.

<SineRider> > knoxius dick
<Knoxius> no you asshole
<Knoxius> its more like
<Knoxius> [)
<Darkbrand> Cant believe Knoxius have SineRider writed on his dick
<SineRider> more like <---->
<Darkbrand> lol
<@Stupor> wat

[21:48:34] <Darkbrand> o/
[21:49:10] <SineRider> o\
[21:50:02] <Stupor> o/-<
[21:50:05] <Stupor> o\-<
[21:50:10] <Knoxius> lol
[21:50:13] <Stupor> o>-<
[21:50:17] <Knoxius> you forgot one
[21:50:19] <Darkbrand> is that a chicken?
[21:50:22] <Knoxius> o|=<
[21:50:23] <Androu1> OGC
[21:50:29] <Knoxius> its a dancing stick man
[21:50:32] <Knoxius> OGC
[21:50:32] <Stupor> sideways
[21:50:34] <SineRider> 0<->
[21:50:36] <Darkbrand> oh no its a stick figure
[21:50:36] <Androu1> it's a fapping stickman
[21:50:36] <Knoxius> lolol androu
[21:50:42] <SineRider> rofl
[21:50:43] <Knoxius> i thought you were asking someone to type an ogf
[21:50:43] <Knoxius> ogc

Fuck disconnects.
Shit disconnects.
Piss disconnects.
Balls disconnects? Ouch.

[20:55:22] <MrSanchoDisconn> fuck fuck fuck
[20:55:26] <MrSanchoDisconn> fuck
[20:55:39] <@Mich> shit
[20:55:48] <@Mich> shit shit shit
[20:55:55] <@Mich> piss
[20:56:19] <@Stupor> balls
[20:56:30] <@Stupor> balls
[20:56:32] <@Stupor> balls

<@Mich> OGC
<SineRider> didnt mean to type backwards
<@Mich> ^ guy wanking when you turn your head
<SineRider> um
<SineRider> no
<SineRider> im not
<@Mich> sigh
<@Mich> I mean OGC looks like a guy that's wanking if you turn your head 90° to the left
<loans> lol mich
<@Mich> Yes I'm very bored

[15:47] <Darkbrand> i think im going to draw a gothic lolita or something like that
[15:48] <@Stupor> oh dear
[15:48] < CornCob> Yes?

(1:13:56 PM) Envy: wat
(1:13:57 PM) Envy: its your birthday
(1:14:06 PM) xkr: it was yesterday
(1:14:18 PM) Envy: shut up
(1:14:20 PM) Envy: it was not
(1:14:31 PM) Envy: what did you get me?

(21:36:25) jnr1114: How much RAM and how big is your CPU?
(21:37:04) loans: 'how big is your CPU' - about half an inch across
(21:37:06) Mich: Well
(21:37:12) Mich: 6GB RAM
(21:37:13) jnr1114: . . .Lulz.
(21:37:22) Mich: and my CPU, about the same
(21:37:28) Mich: as loans that is
(21:37:31) Stupor: and mine
(21:37:42) jnr1114: OK. How many GHz does your CPU have?
(21:37:50) Mich: How can 
(21:37:52) Mich: oops
(21:37:53) loans: my CPU doesn't own anything
(21:38:00) Mich: how can something "have a frequency" ?
(21:38:03) loans: the question you're trying to ask
(21:38:08) Mich: shhh
(21:38:08) loans: is 'how fast is your cpu'
(21:38:11) Mich: let him figure it out
(21:38:14) Mich: bah
(21:38:15) Stupor: 30 mph
(21:38:22) jnr1114: Hahah

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[00:36] <@Mich|> fucking
[00:36] <@loans> wtf
[00:37] <@loans> they had a fight
[00:37] <@Mich|> Yeah
[00:37] <@Mich|> silly corncob

[01:06] <Mich_> it's kind of really obvious loans normally doesn't act like that
[01:06] <TheGirl> I have one.
[01:06] <TheGirl> psh
[01:06] <loans> pfft
[01:07] <loans> maybe to you guys
[01:07] <xkr> pfffffffft
[01:07] <Ossyx> am i missing something here?
[01:07] <TheGirl> pffsh
[01:07] <TheGirl> PRFTHPFHFHFHFHASTHHSTH
[01:07] <xkr> parp
[01:07] <Androu1> lolwut
[01:07] <TheGirl> poot.
[01:07] <Mich_> ...
[01:07] <Androu1> did you fart?
[01:07] <TheGirl> fuck you
[01:07] <Stupor> child porn
[01:07] <Ossyx> popfarts?
[01:07] <TheGirl> poopfarts.
[01:07] <Ossyx> clever
[01:07] <TheGirl> Well, that was the most retarded 20 seconds on the internet. Let's move on.