21:33.11 ( @King_Chronamut ) In parts of Africa, the foreskin may be dipped in brandy and eaten by the patient, eaten by the circumciser, 
or fed to animals.[19] According to Jewish law, after a Brit milah, the foreskin should be buried.[20]
21:33.20 ( Twiminy ) lol
21:33.26 ( @King_Chronamut ) LETS EAT OUR PENIS
21:33.42 ( Twiminy ) hm no
21:33.44 ( @King_Chronamut ) OR MAYBE I'LL EAT YURS
21:33.51 ( @King_Chronamut ) freaks
21:33.52 ( @King_Chronamut ) lol
21:33.53 ( MrSaint ) You need to delete a few ribs to reach the penis
21:34.02 ( @King_Chronamut ) or you need to just be naturally short
21:34.10 ( @King_Chronamut ) the shorter you are the more likely it is you can reach it
21:34.13 ( Twiminy ) id rather put one in my mouth attached to the living person that wat part thats been cut off???
21:34.19 ( Twiminy ) if its clean
21:35.25 ( Twiminy ) heh
21:35.37 ( +Rawmin ) i eat dicks like you for breakfast
21:35.50 .•• krssvr ( webchat@174-18-151-1.tcso.qwest.net ) joined #Newgrounds_Audio
21:35.58 ( Twiminy ) you eat dicks for breakfast?
21:36.25 ( @King_Chronamut ) look whos talking cock gobbler
21:36.34 ( Twiminy ) pfft

[19:38] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:40] <Stupor> lol
[19:40] <Mich> lol
[19:40] < pHate> COMBO BREAKER

(22:03:20)  Stup0rr : meatspin woOoOoOo
(22:04:29)  Mich : meatspin is cool

[15:22:42] <@TheGirl> Combining squat exercising and an upright dildo is one hell of a workout.

[18:46] <TheGirl> fine
[18:46] <TheGirl> you can think I'm a boy then if you want. :P
[18:46] == TheGirl has changed nick to GenderUnknown
[18:46] <GenderUnknown> Happy?
[18:47] <Capslock> hahahah

[21:44] < TheCoreMan> I just realized I don't lack any equipment besides a good DAW, which I'm getting free this thursday.
[21:44] < TheCoreMan> It's kind of creepy.
[21:45] < Mich> sweet
[21:46] < Mich> lol I'm listening to DDR music
[21:47] < TheCoreMan> Maybe, but what have I become? Just a few years ago, I was a computer-games geek. Now, I play in 2 bands, I teach guitar, I have 3 guitars, a way to record all of them with decent quality, and great programs. 
[21:47] < Mich> -> you've improved
[21:47] < Mich> :p
[21:48] < TheCoreMan> I get paid for working in Jam Sessions, I perform in coffee houses and bars, I replace guitarists in other bands when they can't get there, I help at running a studio.
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> WTF? I just got hit by a huge wave of prespective. Everything not music-related i my life got faded away.
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> in*
[21:49] < Mich> o.o
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> Helps?
[21:50] < Mich> how can I help?
[21:50] < TheCoreMan> Give me support.
[21:50] < TheCoreMan> Mental support, that is.
[21:50] < Mich> I don't know how :p
[21:51] < TheCoreMan> It's either that, or a good porn link.

[17:17] < Androu1> Yo Corn
[17:17] <@CornCob> Yo, Androu1!
[17:23] < Prodigal> dot dot dot
[17:24] < Androu1> Yo dot's a dot dot
[17:24] <@CornCob> Yo, Androu1!
[17:24] < Androu1> Yo
[17:24] <@CornCob> Yo, Androu1!
[17:24] < Androu1> Yo yo yooooooo
[17:24] <@CornCob> Yo, Androu1!
[17:24] < Mich> okay.
[17:24] < Androu1> I'm digging this
[17:24] < Mich> stop it now
[17:24] < Androu1> k
[17:24] < Mich> I've actually been willing to turn it off
[17:25] < Mich> but the bot refuses to let me control it atm
[17:25] < Androu1> Be careful, it may rebel and kill humanity
[17:26] < Mich> yeah maybe
[17:26] < Mich> but maybe not.
[17:27] < Androu1> Would be kinda cool if it did
[17:27] < Mich> yeah sorta

<MrSaint> loans, are you evil in real life? 
<loans> the evilest 
<MrSaint> Or like, a grumpy dude? 
<loans> yo momma 
<CornCob> Yo, loans!

Not a quote- but still epicness that emerged from the room.

MrSaint recorded a voice clip, and 2 of us made a song out of it. Here they are:

krssvr: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/303276
Mich: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/303492

[14:48]  * Rezie_ inserts a cock joke here
[14:48]  * jarrydn cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> brb gotta pee
[14:49] <+jarrydn> cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> but srsly
[14:49] <+jarrydn> gotta pee
[14:49]  * Rezie_ inserts penis joke here
[14:52] <+jarrydn> fuck yeah, this boy's on a roll!
[14:53] <Rezie_> penis roll?
[14:53] <+jarrydn> fuck yes
[14:53] <+jarrydn> penis log
[14:53] <+jarrydn> mmmm
[14:53] <+jarrydn> cock log :D
[14:53] <Rezie_> Penis Long
[14:53] <Rezie_> asian name ftw
[14:54] <+jarrydn> wang long
[14:55] == mode/#Newgrounds_Audio [+v Rezie_] by Q
[14:55] <+Rezie_> epic win

<@loans> what client are you using
<sessilenomad> IRC...
<@loans> that's not a client
<sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
<@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and you saying 'internet explorer'
<@loans> how do you connect to the IRC network.
<sessilenomad> ooooh
<sessilenomad> firefox

21:26.26 ( Brittany ) If I was a WWE Diva
21:26.36 ( Brittany ) I would bulk up on steroids
21:26.38 ( Brittany ) and beat up the men.
21:26.39 ( Brittany ) period.
21:26.48 ( @Chronamut ) but you're not
21:26.52 ( @Chronamut ) so get back in the kitchen
21:26.55 ( @Chronamut ) and make me a sammich

[19:30] <B0UNC3> seriously, im a god, chron is a gayd 
[19:30] <B0UNC3> 2 diff things :d 
[19:31] <MrSanchoDisconn> That means you don't exist 
[19:31] <B0UNC3> i clearly do 
[19:32] <B0UNC3> I will now flood your basement for your disbelief 
[19:32] <B0UNC3> *unzips pants and starts flooding* 
[19:32] <MrSanchoDisconn> I live in an apartment, I have no basement. Suck my dick.

[23:40] <MrSaint> EPIC RAGE BATTLE 
[23:40] <MrSaint> MICH 
[23:40] <MrSaint> BRING IT ON 
[23:41] <Sialys> WTF 
[23:41] <Sialys> AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! 
[23:41] <MrSaint> NO YOU ARE A FAG 
[23:41] <MrSaint> ONLY MICH IS WORTHY 
[23:41] <Sialys> YOURE A FAG, FAG 
[23:41] <Sialys> MICH ISNT WORTHY 
[23:41] <Sialys> MICH IS DENMARKIAN 
[23:41] <MrSaint> YOUR MOMMA 
[23:41] <Sialys> I MEAN DANISH 
[23:41] <MrSaint> WAIT 
[23:41] <MrSaint> HE IS BELGIAN 
[23:41] <Sialys> OH FUCK

< Androu1> http://i46.tinypic.com/24qmicz.jpg <--- Fuckdamnit
< loans> wat
< AKK9> WTF is that pic?
< B0UNC3> thanks for the idea!
< B0UNC3> pic doesnt work
< B0UNC3> it w3rkz n0t!
< Androu1> Screencap of Phoenix Wright 2 in which a character says "You're" instead of "Your"
< loans> pfft
< Sialys> ... That's it?
< Sialys> lol
< Androu1> yeah 
< Sialys> grammar nazi?
< Androu1> yes
< Androu1> verily
< AKK9> HLY SHT, THTS SRS BZNS.
< Sialys> ys! 'tis!
< B0UNC3> omg l2spelI
< loans> lern2grammer
< Sialys> wutrgramr?
< B0UNC3> lurn2spez wurdz
< Androu1> nubs dnt knos bot mes spel poeas
< Sialys> o:
< loans> lern2fucku
< AKK9> lern2
< AKK9> nipels
< Androu1> lrn2lern2
B0UNC3 levels up skill 'Fuck self'!
< Sialys> harhar
< Androu1> leibel 2 mashtubationz
< B0UNC3> machpoteetoes?!
< Androu1> maybez dung no
< Sialys> c4rn0ndac0b?
< B0UNC3> extra speedy mashed potatoes
< loans> lol too mucn oob
< B0UNC3> srsly fuck'n' ganstah buiz n shit 'n da hood yo
< B0UNC3> a dawg cum up to ma leg n shit allovah
< Sialys> oooohhh shiz
< B0UNC3> i pullz out mah 9.2mm glock m60 n bust a cap in dat ass
< B0UNC3> n go 'yo momma'
< Sialys> 9.2mm glock m60? thats out now?
< B0UNC3> yeah dude
< B0UNC3> beta
< Sialys> D:
< AKK9> Wow, okay? Shall we move on?

[21:16] <djsumara> BYE CORNCOB, MY LOVE 
[21:16] <Mich> BAI 
[21:17] *** djsumara has quit (Quit: Page closed) 
[21:17] <CornCob> BYE 
[21:17] <MrSaint> lol 
[21:17] <CornCob> SHIT 
[21:17] <CornCob> Guess who it is 
[21:17] <MrSaint> Mich 
[21:17] <CornCob> No 
[21:18] <CornCob> It's CornCob 
[21:18] <CornCob> It's MUAHAHA 
[21:18] <CornCob> -It's 
[21:18] <MrSaint> lol 
[21:18] <MrSaint> SHUT UP FAKER 
[21:18] *** Q sets mode  o on loans 
[21:19] *** loans sets mode -o on CornCob 
[21:19] <loans> OH NO 
[21:19] *** Q sets mode  o on CornCob 
[21:19] <Mich> OSHI 
[21:19] *** CornCob sets mode -o on loans 
[21:20] <MrSaint> wat 
[21:20] <MrSaint> I will quote this

< Knoxius> how similar is ubuntu to linux

[00:55] < djsumara> Well whats smaller than an electron? lol
[00:56] < MrSaint> Chrons dick
[00:56] < MrSaint> Sorry I had to
[00:56] < djsumara> LMFAO!

[22:01] <Guest_28> I closed my page 
[22:01] *** Guest_28 is now known as MrSaint 
[22:01] <loans> silly mich 
[22:01] <loans> what 
[22:01] <loans> silly mrsaint 
[22:04] <MrSaint> lmao

[23:34:41] <@Rawmin> me and [censored1] definately dont want to see each other again
[23:34:45] <@Rawmin> that ended terribly
[23:35:05] <@Mich> =/
[23:35:14] <@Rawmin> but yea, so now me and [censored2] are trying to decide whats best
[23:35:20] <@Rawmin> since we are really close friends too
[23:35:21] <@loans> rawmin, just go buy a guitar, sit in the quad and play whiney songs and you'll be buried in chicks

This happens from time to time. A 'MrSaint' private messaging window pops up and then this happens.
I can't seem to explain either.

[15:43] <MrSaint> SLUT
[15:43] <MrSaint> BITCH
[15:43] <MrSaint> CUNT
[15:43] <MrSaint> I HATE YOU
[15:43] <MrSaint> WHY YOU ALWAYS STOLE MY FAME SINCE I WAS 9
[15:43] <MrSaint> MOM ALWAYS CHOSE YOU
[15:43] <MrSaint> BUT I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE
[15:44] <MrSaint> I COULDN'T REGISTER ON NG BECAUSE OF YOU
[15:44] <MrSaint> YOU SAID TO MOM THAT THIS IS A "15 YEAR OLD SITE ONLY"
[15:44] <MrSaint> FUCK YOU
[15:44] <MrSaint> I WAS S SAD
[15:44] <MrSaint> SO SAD
[15:44] <MrSaint> AND NOW
[15:44] <MrSaint> I AM HERE
[15:44] <MrSaint> AND YOU STILL STEAL MY FAME
[15:44] <MrSaint> FUCKER

[04:17:13] <@Rawmin> <3 cock
[04:17:13] <@CornCob> I <3 cock too, Rawmin.

* Now talking in #idle
[09:33] * Topic is 'o/'
[09:34] <loans> hello. my name is loans, and... I'm an idler
* You were kicked from #idle by fejQ (30 minutes anti-idle ban 94th @#idle)

<@Mich> THE LIONS ARE *HAVING* SEX

(10:11:52 PM) jarrydn: i'm fucking drunk. i think it's time for me to try and put this gazebo together ;D
(10:12:04 PM) jarrydn is now known as constructing

<Knoxius> statueofdiveo is here@!
* StatueOfDiveo was kicked by Chron-sleep (THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING YOU!!!)

<@SineRider> i had a dream about the IRC chat
<sessilenomad> lol oh god...
<MrSaint> SineRider, what was in there :O
<@SineRider> loans jumped through the sod's moniter and choked him
<@SineRider> pretty epic
<@loans> lol
<@loans> that's pretty sweet

[01:02:14] * LaForge (...) has joined #Newgrounds_Audio
[01:02:15] <Knoxius> HOT LESBIAN DILDO RECTAL STRETCHING
[01:02:19] <LaForge> ...

<Rezie_> you guys are lame
<MmmCake> so?
<Rezie_> it was a joke
<@Mich> hahahahahahahaha
<xKore> hahhahhhahahahaa
<Rezie_> hahahahahahahahahaha
<MrSaint-Game> HAHAhahaHAHAHHAAHAH
<@Mich> BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
<Rezie_> HAR HAR HAR
<MmmCake> tee hee

[22:37] <@Chronamut> im like jesus
[22:37] <@Chronamut> for the audio portal
[22:37] <@Chronamut> everyones egoness goes into me
[22:37] <@Chronamut> and thn i die for your sins or something
[22:37] <@Chronamut> or you die for my sins
[22:37] <@Chronamut> yeah that sounds better