<@loans> what client are you using
<sessilenomad> IRC...
<@loans> that's not a client
<sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
<@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and you saying 'internet explorer'
<@loans> how do you connect to the IRC network.
<sessilenomad> ooooh
<sessilenomad> firefox

[15:22:42] <@TheGirl> Combining squat exercising and an upright dildo is one hell of a workout.

[17:32] <Voyager> have you guys heard this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3eLl3pQGoY
[17:32] <CornCob> YT: "Freezepop - Bike Thief"
[17:33] <Androu1> no and what is that?
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[17:33] <Androu1> nigga stole, nigga stole, nigga stole my bike! *shot*
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[17:36] <Voyager> he didn't like that did he?
[17:37] <Androu1> lol

[21:44] < TheCoreMan> I just realized I don't lack any equipment besides a good DAW, which I'm getting free this thursday.
[21:44] < TheCoreMan> It's kind of creepy.
[21:45] < Mich> sweet
[21:46] < Mich> lol I'm listening to DDR music
[21:47] < TheCoreMan> Maybe, but what have I become? Just a few years ago, I was a computer-games geek. Now, I play in 2 bands, I teach guitar, I have 3 guitars, a way to record all of them with decent quality, and great programs. 
[21:47] < Mich> -> you've improved
[21:47] < Mich> :p
[21:48] < TheCoreMan> I get paid for working in Jam Sessions, I perform in coffee houses and bars, I replace guitarists in other bands when they can't get there, I help at running a studio.
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> WTF? I just got hit by a huge wave of prespective. Everything not music-related i my life got faded away.
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> in*
[21:49] < Mich> o.o
[21:49] < TheCoreMan> Helps?
[21:50] < Mich> how can I help?
[21:50] < TheCoreMan> Give me support.
[21:50] < TheCoreMan> Mental support, that is.
[21:50] < Mich> I don't know how :p
[21:51] < TheCoreMan> It's either that, or a good porn link.

[19:38] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:39] < pHate> lol
[19:39] <Mich> lol
[19:39] <Stupor> lol
[19:40] <Stupor> lol
[19:40] <Mich> lol
[19:40] < pHate> COMBO BREAKER

(4:02:55 AM) loans: i'm tryin to be drunk
(4:02:57 AM) loans: and failing a little

[02:17] <Grey-shado> But you know like Melody, Pitch, Texture, Scales and modes, etc. ? MrSaint? 
[02:18] <MrSaint> Yeah, on Russian though 
[02:18] <Grey-shado> I see 
[02:19] <MrSaint> Thanks for the link though, worth reading on English 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Ooooooh.... 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Your Russian? 
[02:19] <loans> nah, he's from paraguay 
[02:19] <loans> his parents thought it'd be funny to teach him russian 
[02:20] <MrSaint> LOL

21:26.26 ( Brittany ) If I was a WWE Diva
21:26.36 ( Brittany ) I would bulk up on steroids
21:26.38 ( Brittany ) and beat up the men.
21:26.39 ( Brittany ) period.
21:26.48 ( @Chronamut ) but you're not
21:26.52 ( @Chronamut ) so get back in the kitchen
21:26.55 ( @Chronamut ) and make me a sammich

[00:55] < djsumara> Well whats smaller than an electron? lol
[00:56] < MrSaint> Chrons dick
[00:56] < MrSaint> Sorry I had to
[00:56] < djsumara> LMFAO!

<Knoxius> SIMBA JUST FOUND OUT THAT NALA IS NALA BECAUSE OF HOW SHE PINNED HIM TO THE GROUND
<Knoxius> THIS REALIZATION IMMEDIATELY MEANS THEY CAN FUCK
<krssvr> lol
<Knoxius> ohhh yeah nala you whore
<krssvr> lion king sex scene
<krssvr> where they flip down the hill 
<Knoxius> lion king 1 3/4
<@Rawmin> rawr
<@Rawmin> literally
<Knoxius> lol when they fell down the hill, there was penetration
<Knoxius> simba came.

... The lion king is not safe for rule 34.

<MrSaint> I've never felt so brokenhearted
<MrSaint> I tried to shit, but only farted

[18:02] <@Mich> I MAKE ALL MY MUSIC IN MSPAINT

< krssvr> so i just got back from prom
< loans> shouldn't you be getting busy in the back of a volvo
< loans> or something
< krssvr> haha i wish but the girl i went with is too much of a good girl 
< loans> dude
< loans> that's what the vodka is for
< loans> jesus don't they teach you kids anything any more

<@SineRider> i had a dream about the IRC chat
<sessilenomad> lol oh god...
<MrSaint> SineRider, what was in there :O
<@SineRider> loans jumped through the sod's moniter and choked him
<@SineRider> pretty epic
<@loans> lol
<@loans> that's pretty sweet

<Rezie_> you guys are lame
<MmmCake> so?
<Rezie_> it was a joke
<@Mich> hahahahahahahaha
<xKore> hahhahhhahahahaa
<Rezie_> hahahahahahahahahaha
<MrSaint-Game> HAHAhahaHAHAHHAAHAH
<@Mich> BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
<Rezie_> HAR HAR HAR
<MmmCake> tee hee

[14:08] <MiddleIsland> Thank you! haha
[14:14] <MrSaint> NICE RACK
[14:14] <MrSaint> Track*
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> HA
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> clever boy
[14:14] <MrSaint> lol that was a typo man
[14:14] <MrSaint> I am totally serious
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> suuuure ;)
[14:14] <MrSaint> Anyways
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[14:15] <MiddleIsland_> ):
[14:15] <MrSaint> lol
[14:15] <MiddleIsland_> Last thing I saw was nice rack

The difference between Stupor and MCarton:

<MCarton> link it to me so i can spam it with 0z
<Stupor> i'm gonna bookmark it and 5 it every day

<Bliss> and ur an admin since when?
* Q sets mode:  o loansindi
<Bliss> wtf?
<Bliss> u hacker

This happens from time to time. A 'MrSaint' private messaging window pops up and then this happens.
I can't seem to explain either.

[15:43] <MrSaint> SLUT
[15:43] <MrSaint> BITCH
[15:43] <MrSaint> CUNT
[15:43] <MrSaint> I HATE YOU
[15:43] <MrSaint> WHY YOU ALWAYS STOLE MY FAME SINCE I WAS 9
[15:43] <MrSaint> MOM ALWAYS CHOSE YOU
[15:43] <MrSaint> BUT I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE
[15:44] <MrSaint> I COULDN'T REGISTER ON NG BECAUSE OF YOU
[15:44] <MrSaint> YOU SAID TO MOM THAT THIS IS A "15 YEAR OLD SITE ONLY"
[15:44] <MrSaint> FUCK YOU
[15:44] <MrSaint> I WAS S SAD
[15:44] <MrSaint> SO SAD
[15:44] <MrSaint> AND NOW
[15:44] <MrSaint> I AM HERE
[15:44] <MrSaint> AND YOU STILL STEAL MY FAME
[15:44] <MrSaint> FUCKER

Not a quote- but still epicness that emerged from the room.

MrSaint recorded a voice clip, and 2 of us made a song out of it. Here they are:

krssvr: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/303276
Mich: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/303492

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[01:02:15] <Knoxius> HOT LESBIAN DILDO RECTAL STRETCHING
[01:02:19] <LaForge> ...

Epic tale about Rezies dick (Which has its own personality but is very shy)

[18:20] *** vsTerminus has joined #Newgrounds_Audio 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Yeah 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Hi  
[18:20] <Mich> lol 
[18:20] <Mich> HI IDLER 
[18:20] <MmmCake> sup dewd 
[18:20] <Rezie_> hi fucker 
[18:20] <Mich> what makes you guys think he'll respond? :p 
[18:21] <Rezie_> he's scared of you 
[18:21] <Mich> vsTerminus, ARE YOU SCARED OF ME? 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> VsTerminus, SAY SOMETHING 
[18:21] <MmmCake> who is he 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT 
[18:22] <Rezie_> it's like the question of the meaning of life 
[18:22] <Rezie_> MmmCake, he is my dick 
[18:23] <MmmCake> OH 
[18:23] <MmmCake> MY 
[18:23] <MmmCake> GOD 
[18:23] *** vsTerminus has been kicked by Mich (LOL I KICKED REZIE IN THE DICK)

[22:37] <@Chronamut> im like jesus
[22:37] <@Chronamut> for the audio portal
[22:37] <@Chronamut> everyones egoness goes into me
[22:37] <@Chronamut> and thn i die for your sins or something
[22:37] <@Chronamut> or you die for my sins
[22:37] <@Chronamut> yeah that sounds better

[02:02:23] <Stupor> i'm on the yearbook staff
[02:02:36] <Stupor> i also like to caress men's balls

Chat goes idle, Prod and Envy go nuts

[09:53] <Prodigal> ...Did anyone survive the dropping of the idlechat bomb
[09:53] <Prodigal> I...I think i'm the only one...
[09:53] <Prodigal> i'm so sold...
[09:53] <Prodigal> cold
[10:00] <Envy> MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> WHERE ARE MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> I CANT FEEL THEM
[10:00] <Prodigal> I THINK THEY ARE OVER HERE
[10:00] <Envy> IS ANYBODY THERE
[10:01] <Envy> oh... my... god...
[10:01] <Envy> what happened here...
[10:01] <Prodigal> It's terrible
[10:01] <Prodigal> Mich left the chat to catch some sleep
[10:01] <Prodigal> and... OH GOD
[10:01] <Prodigal> THE HORROR
[10:01] <Prodigal> There was 0's and 1's everywhere
[10:02] <Envy> NOT THE 0's
[10:02] <Prodigal> YES
[10:03] <Prodigal> I hope we aren't the only survivors...
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[10:04] <Envy> OH GOD
[10:04] <Envy> HELP
[10:04] <Envy> HEEEEELP
[10:04] <Prodigal> MORE SURVIVORS
[10:05] <Envy> COME OVER HERE QUICK
[10:05] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:05] <Prodigal> wait
[10:05] <Envy> not you
[10:05] <Envy> youre already over here
[10:05] <Prodigal> oh
[10:05] <Envy> but wait
[10:05] <Envy> I HAVE NO LEGS
[10:05] <Prodigal> I'LL STICK EM BACK ON
[10:05] <Prodigal> WITH A GLUE STICK
[10:06] <Envy> NOT GLUE IN MY WOUNDS
[10:06] <Envy> I CANT HANDLE THAT
[10:06] <Prodigal> FINE
[10:06] <Prodigal> uhh
[10:06] <Envy> HAVE ANY SALT?
[10:06] <Prodigal> YES
[10:06] <Envy> PUT IT IN ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> I WAS AT MCDONALDS
[10:06] <Envy> QUICK
[10:06] <Prodigal> AND THEY GAVE ME SOME PACKETS
[10:06] <Prodigal> HERE
[10:06] * Prodigal throws salt at Envy
[10:06] <Envy> AGHHHHHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD
[10:06] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> INSIDE MY
[10:06] <Prodigal> UTERUS
[10:07] <Envy> TOUCHING ME
[10:07] <Envy> IN MY CERVIX
[10:07] <Prodigal> ISN'T THAT
[10:07] <Prodigal> DANGEROUS
[10:08] <Envy> I DONT KNOW
[10:08] <Envy> IT FEELS AMAZING THOUGH
[10:08] <Envy> OH MY GOD
[10:08] <Envy> MY CERVIX FELL OUT
[10:08] <Envy> YOU WERE RIGHT
[10:08] <Prodigal> THAT SUCKS
[10:08] <Prodigal> WE SHOULD CALL FOR HELP
[10:08] <Envy> I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU
[10:08] <Envy> THROW OVER SOME MORE SALT THOUGH
[10:08] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:09] * Prodigal throws more salt
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[10:09] <Envy> INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] * TAPGuest64 is now known as reidmewn
[10:09] <reidmewn> oh look
[10:09] <reidmewn> i'm a TAP guest
[10:09] <Prodigal> YOURE A SURVIVOR
[10:09] <Envy> ANOTHER SURVIVOR
[10:09] <reidmewn> LEMME TAP THAT SEXY ASS OF YOURS ENVY
[10:09] <Envy> HOW CAN YOU THINK OF SEX AT A TIME LIKE THIS
[10:09] <Prodigal> WE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
[10:09] <Envy> YOURE A BRUTE OF A MAN
[10:09] <reidmewn> WHAT SUVIVOR
[10:10] <reidmewn> what happened o.o
[10:10] <Envy> OH MY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS
[10:10] <Envy> WE HAVE TO KILL HIM SO HIS DELIRIUM DOESN'T SPREAD
[10:10] <reidmewn> whut
[10:10] <Prodigal> EXACTLY
[10:10] <Envy> WE CAN EAT HIS BODY FOR SUSTENANCE
[10:10] <reidmewn> NO
[10:10] <reidmewn> I DONT GOTS DELIRIUMZ I SWEAR
[10:10] <Envy> TELL ME
[10:10] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT
[10:10] * Dj-Zexus (webchat@ip68-12-181-210.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[10:10] <Prodigal> OH NO
[10:11] <reidmewn> JUST GONNORHEA
[10:11] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT GOD DAMMIT
[10:11] <reidmewn> 1976
[10:11] <reidmewn> lets go oldskool bitches
[10:11] <Envy> its worse than i thought
[10:11] <reidmewn> *disco*
[10:11] <Envy> we'll have to remove his genitals first

[22:27] <darkmaster603> i hate chatrooms

[00:47] <Brittany> uhm
[00:47] <Brittany> I prefer girls to guys.
[00:47] <Brittany> Mich is an exception to the rule.
[00:47] <Brittany> Besides
[00:48] <Brittany> he has these folds of fat under his scrotum that resemble a labia
[00:48] <Brittany> so it's fantastic.

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[17:53] <Knoxius> goddamnit
[17:53] <Voyager> Ni!
[17:53] <Prodigal> Knox, everyone has been timing out lately
[17:54] <Prodigal> lmao
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(3:06:26 PM) Stupor: shit, my laptop just ran out of b
(3:06:29 PM) Stupor left the room (quit: Quit).

[20:55:01] <Mich_> So /part and /quit were walking around, I murdered /quit, who's left?
[20:55:09] <-- MiddleIsland_ has left this server (Quit).

I'm so evil.