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#176 Added 06/03/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
The boredom continues... 

[14:33] <Ossyx> poo
[14:33] <Mich> pee
[14:33] <Ossyx> lol child humor
[14:34] <Mich> farts
[14:35] <MrSaint> darts
[14:38] <Ossyx> parts?
[14:38] <Mich> Carts
[14:38] <@DeltaFlow> smarts?
[14:39] <Mich> wallmarts?
[14:39] <Ossyx> stick in the buttmarts?
[14:39] <Mich> scarts?
[14:39] <@DeltaFlow> blarts?
[14:39] <Mich> warts?
[14:40] <@DeltaFlow> parts?
[14:40] <@DeltaFlow> SHIT
[14:40] <@DeltaFlow> i lose
[14:40] <Mich> YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR
[14:41] <Ossyx> i just lost the game
#175 Added 05/27/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 4, Dislikes: 0, overall: 4 | Top
[14:08] <MiddleIsland> Thank you! haha
[14:14] <MrSaint> NICE RACK
[14:14] <MrSaint> Track*
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> HA
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> clever boy
[14:14] <MrSaint> lol that was a typo man
[14:14] <MrSaint> I am totally serious
[14:14] <DeltaFlow> suuuure ;)
[14:14] <MrSaint> Anyways
[14:15] * MiddleIsland_ (webchat@207.228.131.240) has joined #TAP
[14:15] <MiddleIsland_> ):
[14:15] <MrSaint> lol
[14:15] <MiddleIsland_> Last thing I saw was nice rack
#174 Added 05/27/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
[16:27] <Mich-cell> Ping timeout
[16:27] == Mich_cell [~MICH@188.188.0.217] has quit [Ping timeout]
[16:27] <William_> perfect
[16:27] <William_> timing
[16:27] <William_> ever
#173 Added 05/26/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 1, overall: 0 | Top
[15:53] <TheGirl> where the fuck is that fucking.. fuck.
[15:53] <SineRider> school
[15:54] <TheGirl> LMFAO
[15:54] <TheGirl> I wasn't talking about mich
[15:54] <TheGirl> but I'm quoting that.
#172 Added 05/24/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 0, Dislikes: 0, overall: 0 | Top
<Knoxius> motherfucking orange soft faggot enema tree
#171 Added 05/24/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 0, Dislikes: 0, overall: 0 | Top
[16:33] == MrSanchoDisconn  [kvirc@190-76-26-45.dyn.movilnet.com.ve] has joined #TAP
[16:34] <William_> hai
[16:35] <@Mich> you do realize he's not newly joining
[16:35] <@Mich> he's just ping timeouting again
[16:35] <@Mich> without being around
[16:35] <@Mich> lol
[16:38] == Androu1 [kvirc@190-76-26-45.dyn.movilnet.com.ve] has quit [Ping timeout]
#170 Added 05/23/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
[01:20] == Chronamut  [Chronamut@Chronamut.users.quakenet.org] has joined #TAP
[01:20] <Chronamut> moo
[01:20] <@Mich> meow
[01:20] == Chronamut [Chronamut@Chronamut.users.quakenet.org] has left #TAP []
[01:20] <@Mich> that was kind of stupid
[01:21] <loans> you surprised?
#169 Added 05/20/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 0, Dislikes: 0, overall: 0 | Top
<Knoxius> damnit why do you allow chron to be so gay
<loans> i guess it hadn't ocurred to me that I could just prevent him from being gay
<Knoxius> im glad you could see it my way
#167 Added 05/17/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 3, Dislikes: 0, overall: 3 | Top
[18:21:51] <loans> BREVITY
[18:21:56] <loans> IS THE KEY TO COMEDIC SUCCESS
[18:22:09] <loans> alternatively: "Short is funny"
[18:23:36] <Androu1> That's what she said
#166 Added 05/17/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 1, overall: 0 | Top
[22:13] == mode/#TAP  [-b penls!*@*] by Q
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[22:16] <Prodigal> Why was penis banned anyways
[22:16] <Prodigal> Was it too big for Mich's bandwidth?
#165 Added 05/16/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
The rant about MeatSpin continues...

[16:52] <MrSanchoDisconn> I can't spin my dick like that
[16:53] <Prodigal> Lol
[16:53] <@Mich> I guess it takes practice
#164 Added 05/15/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
[19:23] <NeonProject> Justin Bieber isn't the style I'm doing.
[19:23] <NeonProject> That's like... wannabe ghetto.
[19:23] <William_> the new genre in mainstream
[19:23] <William_> "Wannabeghetto"
#163 Added 05/15/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 3, Dislikes: 1, overall: 2 | Top
[09:42:58] <William_> shower 
[09:42:58] <William_> i feel stinky now
[09:42:58] <William_> brb
[09:43:19] <MrSanchoDisconn> You a stinkeroo, mothafuckaroo, go fuck a kangaroo
[09:45:51] <NeonProject> 0_oa
[09:52:44] <jar_frontroom> TAP dat ass
#162 Added 05/15/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
[03:07] <Androu1> Guns that shoot bullets that shoot dicks
[03:07] <Androu1> That sounds like a good idea for some weird gangsta porn
#161 Added 05/14/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 5, Dislikes: 0, overall: 5 | Top
[18:02] <@Mich> I MAKE ALL MY MUSIC IN MSPAINT
#160 Added 05/14/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
[16:56:51] <Prodigal> yay music submitted
[16:57:05] <Androu1> yo mama's submitted to cocks
[16:57:20] <Prodigal> in bed
[16:57:24] <@Mich> ...
#159 Added 05/13/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
[02:06] <@loans> lol
[02:06] <@loans> not really top 5
[02:06] <@loans> oh wait
[02:06] <@loans> WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT
[02:06] <@loans> fuck i'm retraded
[02:06] <@loans> afk for real
#158 Added 05/09/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
[23:28:08] <John_> How do you spell boquet?
[23:28:10] <Kazmo> exactly
[23:28:11] <Kazmo> LOL
[23:28:14] <Kazmo> that's right I think
[23:28:16] <@Mich> bouquet?
[23:28:17] <Kazmo> bouquet?
[23:28:20] <Kazmo> LOL
[23:28:20] <@Mich> LOL

This shit's getting worse.
#157 Added 05/06/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 3, overall: -2 | Top
[18:46] <TheGirl> fine
[18:46] <TheGirl> you can think I'm a boy then if you want. :P
[18:46] == TheGirl has changed nick to GenderUnknown
[18:46] <GenderUnknown> Happy?
[18:47] <Capslock> hahahah
#156 Added 05/06/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
[14:41] <TheGirl> I wasn't saying children to put people down.
[14:41] <TheGirl> I was telling you guys that you are strange.
[14:41] <Capslock> i know
[14:41] <Capslock> but i was bored
#155 Added 05/06/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 0, overall: 2 | Top
[20:16] <triviabot> Correct Knoxius, the answer was antelopes. Your channel score is now 10, network score is 61.
[20:16] <triviabot> Round completed!
[20:16] <triviabot> Top 5 scores for #TAP: Knoxius(10) Stupor(5)
[20:16] <triviabot> Top 5 network scores: QuakDack(30855) XtrAp(16695) suzaku(16431) DragoonMaster(16038) fizi(15116)
[20:16] <triviabot> Say !trivia ?library? to play again.
[20:16] == triviabot was kicked from #TAP by CornCob [flood]
#154 Added 05/05/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
[16:26] <Rawmin> but you were like, chrons faithful sidekick
[16:26] <Capslock> yeah but it got boring
#153 Added 05/05/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 1, overall: 0 | Top
<Mich> SOmetimes people talk to me on msn and I talk to the screen "I DONT GIVE A SHIT", while I type 'lol', or say something else that seems to indicate slight interest
#152 Added 05/03/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 0, Dislikes: 0, overall: 0 | Top
timestamps ^.^

(4:40:47 PM) Mich|[CODING]: Wondering if it'd be best to go to bed and get up early and start fresh
(4:40:50 PM) loans: EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE MEANS YOU CAN ATTACK YOUR CODE EARLY
(4:40:53 PM) loans: FUCK YOU MICH
#151 Added 05/03/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 3, Dislikes: 0, overall: 3 | Top
(4:25:56 PM) loans: Aliaspharow, i don't think anyone gives a fuck
(4:26:14 PM) Aliaspharow: LOL man you would be surprised xD
(4:26:23 PM) Aliaspharow: cause last time i checked, no one cares about you
(4:26:29 PM) Knoxius: ooooohhh burn?
(4:26:32 PM) Mich|[CODING]: OOOOOH BURN
#150 Added 04/29/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
<Rawmin> the dumbass drank 12 beers
<Rawmin> on an empty stomach
<Rawmin> and then ran all over
<Stupor> puking
<Rawmin> and then he told me the next day that he thought it was food poisening
<Rawmin> i was like, no you idiot, its alcohol poisening
<Stupor> lmao
<Stupor> food poisoning from the yeast in the beer
<Rawmin> how did i not see him having 12 beers?
<loans> dude most beer is filtered
<loans> to get rid of the, you know, dead yeast
<loans> but unfiltered beers DO exist, and if you're not careful pouring them you do get a mouthfull of dead yeast
<Rawmin> narsty
<loans> k
<loans> fuck
<loans> brb
* loans (~loans@loansindi.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Quit)
<Stupor> he got yeast in his mouth
<Rawmin> LOL
#149 Added 04/27/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 3, Dislikes: 0, overall: 3 | Top
<Darkbrand> im not THAT stupidy at least
#147 Added 04/27/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 2, Dislikes: 1, overall: 1 | Top
(10:24:08 PM) loans: if only they knew it wasn't ego.
(10:24:13 PM) loans: and that i truly do rock socks
#146 Added 04/26/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 0, Dislikes: 0, overall: 0 | Top
It was apparent that one day, the truth would be revealed:

(10:35:19 PM) kikomannnn: id like to thank the accademy
(10:35:28 PM) kikomannnn: for this marvelous award
(10:35:48 PM) kikomannnn: Gonna put it on my night stand and shove it up my lubricated ass
#145 Added 04/25/2010    Vote: [+][-]   Likes: 1, Dislikes: 0, overall: 1 | Top
This is why we fail at math.

[23:11] <Kris__> Darkbrand, how much is 2 2x2?
[23:12] <Mich|[coding]> why the fuck
[23:12] <Mich|[coding]> oh maybe idiot test?
[23:12] <Kris__> Just checking something lol
[23:12] <Stupor> define "x"
[23:12] <Kris__> 2 plus 2 times 2
[23:12] <Darkbrand> its 8 right?
[23:13] <Kris__> PHAIL!!!
[23:13] <Rawmin> OMG I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
[23:13]  * Stupor claps
[23:13] <Mich|[coding]> you sadden me
[23:13] <Rawmin> 6
[23:13] <Darkbrand> no
[23:13] <Darkbrand> its 6
[23:13] <Darkbrand> sorry
[23:13] <Kris__> WIN!!!
[23:13] <Mich|[coding]> too late
[23:13] <Rawmin> i won
[23:13] <Darkbrand> hh
[23:13] <Darkbrand> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:13] <Darkbrand> lol, ur guys rule
[23:13] <Rawmin> BEDMAS BITCHES
[23:13] <Kris__> PEMDAS...
[23:13] <Stupor> you mean pemdas

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