<Rawmin> psh i will never ever need math again
<Rawmin> english majhor ftw
<Stupor> irony
<Rawmin> OH SHIT

[21:11] == Thecoreman  [webchat@109.160.242.112] has quit [Ping timeout]
[21:11] <TheCoreMan_> I hate seeing myself quitting due to ping timeout
[21:11] <TheCoreMan_> it feeling like a little part of me is dying

(10:03:44 PM) loansindi: although i think it's funny that your mom won't loan you eleven dollars
(10:04:02 PM) SineRider: i think it's funny that loans is talking about loans

<@loans> what would i mail you mich
<Mich> I dunno really
<Mich> a camera.
<Mich> *coolface*
<@loans> pfft
<@loans> wanna buy my coolpix 8700
<Mich> lol
<Mich> for how much
<@loans> i'm thinkin $75
<Mich> okay, deal

<triviabot> Question 2: Useless Trivia: Iguanas, ---------- and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
<loans> what
<triviabot> Time's up! The answer was: koalas
<loans> ....WHAT

* knox-smrpg changes topic to 'free child pr0n, just talk to mich'
Hey Mich, sup?
* Mich changes topic to 'free child pr0n, just talk to mich - they're pics of knox'
<Sialys> NEVER MIND

<loans> Meggan Conti "Put a baby blocker in your lady locker! Get the Today Sponge!"
<loans> girl's facebook status
<krssvr-ds> is she talking about contraceptives r am i way off the point

[23:29:44] <Sialys> I WILL SUCCEED IN DESTROYING YOU!
[23:29:57] <MrSaint> LOL I WAS WAITING FOR THAT
[23:29:57] <MrSaint> SIALYS
[23:29:59] <MrSaint> I AM YOUR FATHER
[23:30:05] <Sialys> ...
[23:30:10] <Mich> NO
[23:30:11] <Sialys> You're 16
[23:30:14] <Mich> YOU CAN'T BE
[23:30:15] <Sialys> I'm two years older than you.
[23:30:20] <Sialys> HOW CAN THIS BE?!
[23:30:21] <MrSaint> I am 15
[23:30:23] <Mich> don't you know
[23:30:25] <Sialys> ..
[23:30:26] <Sialys> Oh.
[23:30:27] <Mich> IN SOVIET RUSSIA
[23:30:30] <Sialys> THREE YEARS OLDER
[23:30:32] <Mich> YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOTHER
[23:30:34] <Mich> AND FATHER

<loasnafk> twenty bucks
<Mich> ten
<loasnafk> fifteen
<Mich> twelve
<loasnafk> DEAL
<Mich> lolol
<Mich> howdoipai
<loasnafk> i expect it in my paypal by this evening
...
<loasnafk> lol you silly belgian
<Mich> hmmm?
<loasnafk> 'Michaël Duerinckx sent you $12.00 USD'

<Rawmin> i'd like to try out a new daw
<Rawmin> but i can't afford anything right now
<Rawmin> spent all my money on sunglasses
<Rawmin> LOL

< loansbusy> careful if you're lining up timers
< loansbusy> gotta time 'em so you don't end up with too many requests going out at the same time
< loansbusy> or you'll get flooded out
*  Mich_ (~roflmaosi@MICHhimself.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Excess Flood)

[19:30] <B0UNC3> seriously, im a god, chron is a gayd 
[19:30] <B0UNC3> 2 diff things :d 
[19:31] <MrSanchoDisconn> That means you don't exist 
[19:31] <B0UNC3> i clearly do 
[19:32] <B0UNC3> I will now flood your basement for your disbelief 
[19:32] <B0UNC3> *unzips pants and starts flooding* 
[19:32] <MrSanchoDisconn> I live in an apartment, I have no basement. Suck my dick.

[02:21] < Mich|[coding]> I have to sit through all her farts in bed
[02:21] < Knoxius> i would pull some dutch oven action
[02:21] < Brittany> lmao
[02:21] < Mich|[coding]> :p
[02:21] < Brittany> I once farted
[02:22] < Stupor> LOL the scene in my head
[02:22] < Brittany> and pulled mich's head under the bed cover
[02:22] < Knoxius> girls dont poop
[02:22] < Stupor> *cuddle cuddle*
[02:22] < Brittany> and then when he actually moved away enough
[02:22] < Stupor> pfffft
[02:22] < Brittany> I farted next to his face
[02:22] < Brittany> and he was like
[02:22] < Brittany> NO REALLY. COME ON.

(2:12:35 PM) Knoxius: COOL WE CAN PM FREELY
(2:12:43 PM) Knoxius: IM WEARING TENNIS SHOES BUT NO PANTS
(2:13:30 PM) Mich|[coding]: COOOOOOL
(2:13:45 PM) Mich|[coding]: I'M PICKING MY NOSE AND EATING MY SNOT

<krssvr> what are you up to?
<sessile> fapping
<Mich> webdesign
<sessile> hes programming nudes for me to fap to
<Sialys> Programming nudes? You can do that?
<Sialys> Get me some!
<Sialys> I want me some 1's and 0's <3
<Mich> 00101011000101101001000101001010111010110101010101010100110101010011000101000000010101101110101001010101011100
<Sialys> BRB
<sessile> oh god thats hot
<sessile> yeah ill be back in a few

[22:06:06] < loans> i finally got a picture of this hilarious billboard
[22:06:15] < Mich> wooo
[22:06:38] < Sialys_> Hilarious?
[22:06:48] < Androu1> Your mom is an hilarious billboard
[22:07:21] < Sialys_> Your mom can't teach grammar.
[22:07:31] < Androu1> Your mom is a grammar
[22:07:40] < Sialys_> Your grammar is a mom.
[22:07:47] < Androu1> !
[22:08:02] < Sialys_> Stick that in your juice box and suck it.
[22:08:12] < loans> ..
[22:08:22] < Androu1> I'm gonna stick my dick in your mom and she's gonna suck it
[22:08:49] < loans> you guys are dumb
[22:08:57] < Sialys_> That one was a bit over the line.
[22:09:49] < loans> that's what she said

The difference between Stupor and MCarton:

<MCarton> link it to me so i can spam it with 0z
<Stupor> i'm gonna bookmark it and 5 it every day

[23:40] <MrSaint> EPIC RAGE BATTLE 
[23:40] <MrSaint> MICH 
[23:40] <MrSaint> BRING IT ON 
[23:41] <Sialys> WTF 
[23:41] <Sialys> AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! 
[23:41] <MrSaint> NO YOU ARE A FAG 
[23:41] <MrSaint> ONLY MICH IS WORTHY 
[23:41] <Sialys> YOURE A FAG, FAG 
[23:41] <Sialys> MICH ISNT WORTHY 
[23:41] <Sialys> MICH IS DENMARKIAN 
[23:41] <MrSaint> YOUR MOMMA 
[23:41] <Sialys> I MEAN DANISH 
[23:41] <MrSaint> WAIT 
[23:41] <MrSaint> HE IS BELGIAN 
[23:41] <Sialys> OH FUCK

<@Mich|[webdev]> MrSaint is a Russian commie bastard :)
<@Mich|[webdev]> ;)
< MrSaint> YEAH LOLOLOLOL
< MrSaint> IN SOVIET RUSSIA I AM
<@Mich|[webdev]> IN SOVIET RUSSIA MUSIC LISTENS TO YOU
<@Mich|[webdev]> IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOTHER
< Sialys> IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR COUNTRY
<@Mich|[webdev]> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CIGARETTE SMOKES YOU
< Stupor> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ICE CRUSHES YOU
<@Rawmin> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOUR DICK SUCKS YOU
<@Mich|[webdev]> IN SOVIET RUSSIA VAGINAS GO IN DICKS
< Sialys> IN SOVIET RUSSIA MEN GIVE BIRTH 
< Stupor> IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE GROUND IS ON THE PANTS
<@Mich|[webdev]> IN SOVIET RUSSIA PANTS SHIT YOU
< MrSaint> IN SOVIET RUSSIA BACON FRIES PANS
< Sialys> IN SOVIET RUSSIA MEN MAKE SANDWICHES
< Stupor> IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOLES WHACK YOU
< Sialys> IN SOVIET RUSSIA BIKES RIDE YOU

< Androu1> http://i46.tinypic.com/24qmicz.jpg <--- Fuckdamnit
< loans> wat
< AKK9> WTF is that pic?
< B0UNC3> thanks for the idea!
< B0UNC3> pic doesnt work
< B0UNC3> it w3rkz n0t!
< Androu1> Screencap of Phoenix Wright 2 in which a character says "You're" instead of "Your"
< loans> pfft
< Sialys> ... That's it?
< Sialys> lol
< Androu1> yeah 
< Sialys> grammar nazi?
< Androu1> yes
< Androu1> verily
< AKK9> HLY SHT, THTS SRS BZNS.
< Sialys> ys! 'tis!
< B0UNC3> omg l2spelI
< loans> lern2grammer
< Sialys> wutrgramr?
< B0UNC3> lurn2spez wurdz
< Androu1> nubs dnt knos bot mes spel poeas
< Sialys> o:
< loans> lern2fucku
< AKK9> lern2
< AKK9> nipels
< Androu1> lrn2lern2
B0UNC3 levels up skill 'Fuck self'!
< Sialys> harhar
< Androu1> leibel 2 mashtubationz
< B0UNC3> machpoteetoes?!
< Androu1> maybez dung no
< Sialys> c4rn0ndac0b?
< B0UNC3> extra speedy mashed potatoes
< loans> lol too mucn oob
< B0UNC3> srsly fuck'n' ganstah buiz n shit 'n da hood yo
< B0UNC3> a dawg cum up to ma leg n shit allovah
< Sialys> oooohhh shiz
< B0UNC3> i pullz out mah 9.2mm glock m60 n bust a cap in dat ass
< B0UNC3> n go 'yo momma'
< Sialys> 9.2mm glock m60? thats out now?
< B0UNC3> yeah dude
< B0UNC3> beta
< Sialys> D:
< AKK9> Wow, okay? Shall we move on?

<Bliss> and ur an admin since when?
* Q sets mode:  o loansindi
<Bliss> wtf?
<Bliss> u hacker

< krssvr> so i just got back from prom
< loans> shouldn't you be getting busy in the back of a volvo
< loans> or something
< krssvr> haha i wish but the girl i went with is too much of a good girl 
< loans> dude
< loans> that's what the vodka is for
< loans> jesus don't they teach you kids anything any more

<sessilenomad> cats are better
<Mich> What makes you conclude that?
<sessilenomad> they're less likely to rip my ducks to shreds, seriously there was so much blood
<sessilenomad> my cats play with my bunny and are nice to it
<loans> i thought it was chickens
<sessilenomad> ducks and chickens
<Mich> Maybe if you would've taught your dog better he wouldn't have done that :3
<sessilenomad> no its sort of instinctive in dogs. cats too i suppose, but cats are just better by nature
<sessilenomad> plus, they're cleaner
<loans> pfft
<loans> i've seen dogs that don't kill poultry
<sessilenomad> so have i but are you going to find more housecats that kill poultry or dogs?
<loans> depends, do the cats have guns?

(4:57:21 PM) loans: did i fuckin tell you guys
(4:57:27 PM) loans: i could get a monocle in my prescription
(4:57:31 PM) loans: i need you guys to find me a hundred dollars
(4:57:38 PM) loans: and an eyepatch

<@loans> and the desktop turned off
<Knoxius> srsly man the fan thing
<@loans> knox
<@loans> what teh fuck
<@loans> I ALREADY HAVE FANS
<@loans> IT IS NOT DISCERNABLY THERMAL
<Knoxius> ME TOO BUT THE POWER SUPPLY ONE DOESNT WORK
<@loans> MINE FUCKING DOES
<@loans> jesus christ

FUCKING RAGE

Knoxius: you seem more like the type that would tie your hair and beard and then drink tea while listening to classical music and checking stocks
loans: how the hell do you tie a beard
Knoxius: with a monocle, of course

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[21:56] == mode/#Newgrounds [ v WHATISTHIS] by Q
[21:56] < WHATISTHIS> WHAT
[21:56] < Leole> HI
[21:56] < Archealor> HI IM 12 AND
[21:56] < WHATISTHIS> THE
[21:56] < WHATISTHIS> F***
[21:56] < Leole> THIS IS A CHAT
[21:56] < WHATISTHIS> NINJAOPS
[21:56] == mode/#Newgrounds [ o loans] by Q
[21:56] == mode/#Newgrounds [ o Mich] by Q

Censored for great justice.

< loans> it is sunday night
< Mich> uh loans
< Mich> it's monday
< loans> oh
< loans> shit
< loans> it is
< loans> fuck my life

<MrSaint> I've never felt so brokenhearted
<MrSaint> I tried to shit, but only farted

<@loans> I do other things than trade porn with you you know