<William> hey loans
<William> are you able to build an alien ware copmuter for $1000?
<loans> uh
<William> with similar specs?
<loans> that's like saying 'can you build a dodge for $15,000"
<William> i put " similar specs "/
<loans> ...to fucking what
<loans> i imagine they have a wide range of models
<William> alien ware
<loans> 'dodge'
<loans> see how you don't know what i'm talking about when I name the manufacturer
<loans> dumb fuck
<loans> you can build a solid gaming machine for around a thousand, yes
<William> "Dude I would gladly build you a computer of equal specs for significantly less money"
<William> ...
<loans> and it'd certainly be comparable to SOME random model of alienware machine
<SineRider> hahahaha
<SineRider> fail
<William> s then why are you argueing with me?
<loans> because you're a fucking retard
<loans> jesus christ
<loans> did you read ANYTHING i said?
<William> um.. no you're just jumping into conclusions
<William> and yes i did :/
<loans> jumping to conclusions?
<loans> wow
<William> i asked a simple question, and you automatically thought i was a retard
<loans> you asked a retarded question
<loans> as illustrated by my car analogy
<William> i said SIMILAR specs
<loans> TO FUCKING WHAT
<loans> they don't make just one magic computer
<William> an alienware
<loans> jesus fucking christ
<loans> are you braindead
<William> i i said that as well
<SineRider> hahahaha
<SineRider> oh my god
<loans> http://www.alienware.com/Landings/desktops.aspx
<loans> they have four fucking model ranges spanning the $1000 starting point up to $4000
<loans> you think they're all the same?
<@Mich> Sine: I'm laughing too
<Androu1> Bum dum bum
<SineRider> this is too funny
<William> no i said An alien ware computer, 
<loans> ...
<William> i don't think they're all the  same lol
<loans> then what the fuck are you trying to say
<Androu1> Damn aliens
<loans> jesus fucking christ
<@Mich> guys
<@Mich> can we stop being upset about vague communication?
<William> im not upset, loans is just being stubborn lol
<loans> sure, but I refuse to stop being upset about retardation
* Q sets mode: +b *!*@5ac15ce6.bb.sky.com
* William was kicked by Q (fuck you)

[14:48]  * Rezie_ inserts a cock joke here
[14:48]  * jarrydn cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> brb gotta pee
[14:49] <+jarrydn> cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> but srsly
[14:49] <+jarrydn> gotta pee
[14:49]  * Rezie_ inserts penis joke here
[14:52] <+jarrydn> fuck yeah, this boy's on a roll!
[14:53] <Rezie_> penis roll?
[14:53] <+jarrydn> fuck yes
[14:53] <+jarrydn> penis log
[14:53] <+jarrydn> mmmm
[14:53] <+jarrydn> cock log :D
[14:53] <Rezie_> Penis Long
[14:53] <Rezie_> asian name ftw
[14:54] <+jarrydn> wang long
[14:55] == mode/#Newgrounds_Audio [+v Rezie_] by Q
[14:55] <+Rezie_> epic win

(10:11:52 PM) jarrydn: i'm fucking drunk. i think it's time for me to try and put this gazebo together ;D
(10:12:04 PM) jarrydn is now known as constructing

21:33.11 ( @King_Chronamut ) In parts of Africa, the foreskin may be dipped in brandy and eaten by the patient, eaten by the circumciser, 
or fed to animals.[19] According to Jewish law, after a Brit milah, the foreskin should be buried.[20]
21:33.20 ( Twiminy ) lol
21:33.26 ( @King_Chronamut ) LETS EAT OUR PENIS
21:33.42 ( Twiminy ) hm no
21:33.44 ( @King_Chronamut ) OR MAYBE I'LL EAT YURS
21:33.51 ( @King_Chronamut ) freaks
21:33.52 ( @King_Chronamut ) lol
21:33.53 ( MrSaint ) You need to delete a few ribs to reach the penis
21:34.02 ( @King_Chronamut ) or you need to just be naturally short
21:34.10 ( @King_Chronamut ) the shorter you are the more likely it is you can reach it
21:34.13 ( Twiminy ) id rather put one in my mouth attached to the living person that wat part thats been cut off???
21:34.19 ( Twiminy ) if its clean
21:35.25 ( Twiminy ) heh
21:35.37 ( +Rawmin ) i eat dicks like you for breakfast
21:35.50 .•• krssvr ( webchat@174-18-151-1.tcso.qwest.net ) joined #Newgrounds_Audio
21:35.58 ( Twiminy ) you eat dicks for breakfast?
21:36.25 ( @King_Chronamut ) look whos talking cock gobbler
21:36.34 ( Twiminy ) pfft

00:51.40    ( @Chron-sleep ) Knoxius
 00:51.53    )) @Chron-sleep is curious now
 00:51.56    ( @Chron-sleep ) lemme see your ip..
 00:52.26    ( @Chron-sleep ) did you create an entire channel just to mock me
 00:52.43    ( +Knoxius ) its only 9:52
 00:52.55    ( @Chron-sleep ) you did didnt you you fucker lol
 00:53.04    ( +Knoxius ) wtf no
 00:53.08    ( @Chron-sleep ) really
 00:53.10    ( +Knoxius ) i wish i had though
 00:53.15    ( +Knoxius ) thats ridiculous
 00:53.16    ( @Chron-sleep ) then how is it that i got in invite from you to join #chronamut
 00:53.22    ( @Chron-sleep ) followed directly after by chronamut
 00:53.32    ( +Knoxius ) ...
 00:53.33    ( +Knoxius ) niggers!
 00:53.34          .•• Knoxius ( ~Knoxius@Knoxius.users.quakenet.org ) left #Newgrounds_Audio

<@loans> what client are you using
<sessilenomad> IRC...
<@loans> that's not a client
<sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
<@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and you saying 'internet explorer'
<@loans> how do you connect to the IRC network.
<sessilenomad> ooooh
<sessilenomad> firefox

Chronamut in a nutshell 2!

<@Chron-sleep> unless you can prove me wrong
<@Chron-sleep> i am right

<@Chron-sleep> unless you can prove me wrong
<@Chron-sleep> i am right
<@Chron-sleep> thats the universal concept

<Knoxius> statueofdiveo is here@!
* StatueOfDiveo was kicked by Chron-sleep (THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING YOU!!!)

(4:02:55 AM) loans: i'm tryin to be drunk
(4:02:57 AM) loans: and failing a little

[02:17] <Grey-shado> But you know like Melody, Pitch, Texture, Scales and modes, etc. ? MrSaint? 
[02:18] <MrSaint> Yeah, on Russian though 
[02:18] <Grey-shado> I see 
[02:19] <MrSaint> Thanks for the link though, worth reading on English 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Ooooooh.... 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Your Russian? 
[02:19] <loans> nah, he's from paraguay 
[02:19] <loans> his parents thought it'd be funny to teach him russian 
[02:20] <MrSaint> LOL

<@SineRider> i had a dream about the IRC chat
<sessilenomad> lol oh god...
<MrSaint> SineRider, what was in there :O
<@SineRider> loans jumped through the sod's moniter and choked him
<@SineRider> pretty epic
<@loans> lol
<@loans> that's pretty sweet

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[01:02:15] <Knoxius> HOT LESBIAN DILDO RECTAL STRETCHING
[01:02:19] <LaForge> ...

<SineRider> who woulda thouht brian eno could turn into a nice hiphop beat
<@loans> not me
<@loans> but i don't knwo who that is
<SineRider> ...
<SineRider> really?
<SineRider> my favorite composer
<SineRider> next to philip glass
<@loans> are you lying about philip glass?
<SineRider> no
<SineRider> i love philip glass
<@loans> i don't think we can be friends any more
<SineRider> why?
<SineRider> what's wrong with him
<@loans> not a fan

21:26.26 ( Brittany ) If I was a WWE Diva
21:26.36 ( Brittany ) I would bulk up on steroids
21:26.38 ( Brittany ) and beat up the men.
21:26.39 ( Brittany ) period.
21:26.48 ( @Chronamut ) but you're not
21:26.52 ( @Chronamut ) so get back in the kitchen
21:26.55 ( @Chronamut ) and make me a sammich

[02:49] <Knoxius> mich
[02:50] <Knoxius> wtf is wrong with you
[02:50] <Knoxius> you sound all retarded
[02:50] <@Mich> What do you mean by that, Knoxius?
[02:51] <Knoxius> YOURE USING PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCUATION
[02:51] <Knoxius> AND CAPITALIZATION
[02:51] <Knoxius> are you on drugs
[02:51] <@Mich> Knoxius, I am glad you noticed the change in my writing.
[02:52] <Knoxius> i dont like it
[02:52] <Hades_> I'm off to Never Neverland
[02:52] <@Mich> But I can assure you, I am not under influence of any medication or alcohol for that matter.
[02:52] <Hades_> or to bed
[02:52] <Hades_> whichever is closer
[02:52] <@Mich> See you later, Hades_, have a good night.
[02:52] <Hades_> right back at ya
[02:52] <Knoxius> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
[02:52] <@Mich> Knoxius, what is it that you don't like about the way I talk?
[02:52] <Knoxius> ADKJLGHDFJGLDHGFD
[02:52] <Hades_> AND GO TO BED SOONER ONCE, DAMMIT
[02:52] <Hades_> tootsie
[02:52] * Hades_ (webchat@93-136-114-155.adsl.net.t-com.hr) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[02:53] <@Mich> Is it perhaps, too much to read for your rather short attention span? 
                Could it be that you dislike having to read more whereas you could interpret the 
                same amount of information without about thrice as little reading?
[02:53] <Knoxius> you see, im a goth emo fag that hangs out at local cafes drinking black coffee and telling people how they are conformists
[02:53] <Frankie> Hey mich.
[02:53] <Knoxius> and no its just unusual to see.
[02:54] <Stupor> http://www.rootology.com/images/exploding_head.jpg knoxius after reading that

[00:52] <+Rawmin> grawr hurry up and download, movie!
[00:52] <+Rawmin> its slowing down my internet
[00:52] <Hades_> *GASP*
[00:52] <@Mich> YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR
[00:52] <@Chronamut> YES I WOULD
[00:53] <Twiminy> well you cant
[00:53] <@Mich> lol
[00:53] <Hades_> YOU WOULDN'T RAPE A PIZZA
[00:53] <@Chronamut> YES I WOULD
[00:53] <+Rawmin> -_- Im downloading it from itunes

[10:52] <sessilenomad> why is your irc name rezie
[10:52] <Rezie_> that's what people call me mostly
[10:52] <sessilenomad> i never associated the you are sealander..
[10:53] <Rezie_> and it's my last name backwards without a few letters
[10:53] <@loans> SHOULDNT YOUR IRC NAME BE DOUCHEFACE LOLOLOL
[10:53] == Rezie_ has changed nick to doucheface

Epic tale about Rezies dick (Which has its own personality but is very shy)

[18:20] *** vsTerminus has joined #Newgrounds_Audio 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Yeah 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Hi  
[18:20] <Mich> lol 
[18:20] <Mich> HI IDLER 
[18:20] <MmmCake> sup dewd 
[18:20] <Rezie_> hi fucker 
[18:20] <Mich> what makes you guys think he'll respond? :p 
[18:21] <Rezie_> he's scared of you 
[18:21] <Mich> vsTerminus, ARE YOU SCARED OF ME? 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> VsTerminus, SAY SOMETHING 
[18:21] <MmmCake> who is he 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT 
[18:22] <Rezie_> it's like the question of the meaning of life 
[18:22] <Rezie_> MmmCake, he is my dick 
[18:23] <MmmCake> OH 
[18:23] <MmmCake> MY 
[18:23] <MmmCake> GOD 
[18:23] *** vsTerminus has been kicked by Mich (LOL I KICKED REZIE IN THE DICK)

<Rezie_> you guys are lame
<MmmCake> so?
<Rezie_> it was a joke
<@Mich> hahahahahahahaha
<xKore> hahhahhhahahahaa
<Rezie_> hahahahahahahahahaha
<MrSaint-Game> HAHAhahaHAHAHHAAHAH
<@Mich> BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
<Rezie_> HAR HAR HAR
<MmmCake> tee hee

MrSaint had a ping time out and was forced to face his alter-ego.


[16:32] <Guest> Hi 
[16:32] <Guest> MrSaint-Battle 
[16:32] <Guest> Fuck you 
[16:32] <Chronamut> ho 
[16:32] *** Guest is now known as MrSaint 
[16:32] *** MrSaint-Battle has been kicked by MICH-battle (Guest said FUCK YOU)

[21:43] <krssvr> eifell 65 - im blue takes on a different meaning if you switch blue to black
[21:44] <Stupor> "i have a girlfriend, and she is so black" :P
[21:44] <krssvr> lol yeah

MrSaint, after reading his rap.

[22:38] <MrSaint> Mich 
[22:38] <MrSaint> YOU LIKE MY RAP? 
[22:38] <Mich> I guess 
[22:38] <MrSaint> Hey you 
[22:38] <MrSaint> Yeah you 
[22:38] <MrSaint> FUCK YOU 
[22:39] <Stupor> wup 
[22:39] <Mich> lol, saw that coming 
[22:39] <MrSaint> ROFL xD

[02:23] <MrSaint> Yo folks
[02:23] <MrSaint> I write rap,
[02:23] <MrSaint> After drinking water which is tap
[02:23] <MrSaint> I use gay rhymyes to attack
[02:23] <MrSaint> Because 6 packs on my stomach I pack
[02:23] <MrSaint> And obviously the brains I lack
[02:23] <MrSaint> But as the matter of fact
[02:24] * Stupor beatboxes
[02:24] <MrSaint> A lot of cash I racked
[02:24] <MrSaint> Was spent for buying shit
[02:24] <MrSaint> THE EDN

Filtered a bit for great justice

[22:37] <@Chronamut> im like jesus
[22:37] <@Chronamut> for the audio portal
[22:37] <@Chronamut> everyones egoness goes into me
[22:37] <@Chronamut> and thn i die for your sins or something
[22:37] <@Chronamut> or you die for my sins
[22:37] <@Chronamut> yeah that sounds better

Figured I'd add the preceding conversation too. EPIC RAGE TIME FOR NO REASON.

[15:30] <MrSaint> MOThERUFCKER
[15:30] <MrSaint> JUST SHUT YIUR FUKCIGN MOUTH
[15:30] <MrSaint> Okay
[15:30] <MrSaint> I cooled down
[15:30] <@Mich> WHAT THE FUCK
[15:30] <@Mich> BITCH
[15:30] <@Mich> WHORE
[15:30] <@Mich> SLUT
[15:30] <@Mich> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[15:30] <@Mich> OK?
[15:30] <MrSaint> FUCK YOU
[15:30] <MrSaint> ShUT THE UFCK UP
[15:30] <@Mich> GO FUCK YOUR ASS BITCH
[15:30] <MrSaint> AND STAY THE FUCK UP
[15:30] <MrSaint> I can't :c
[15:31] <@Mich> WHY NOT?
[15:31] <MrSaint> Gimme the cash for plastic surgery bitch!
[15:31] <@Mich> TAKE AN OBJECT SHAPED LIKE A COCK AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS? SHIT
[15:31] <@Mich> YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS?
[15:31] <MrSaint> So I can grow a dick which will rape you from South America, while you being in BELGIUM
[15:31] <@Mich> HOLY SHIT THAT'S EPIC
[15:31] <MrSaint> INDEED
[15:31] <@Mich> DO IT
[15:31] <MrSaint> SO GIMME THE MONEY
[15:32] <@Mich> NO
[15:32] <MrSaint> YES
[15:32] <@Mich> I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A SURGERY FOR YOU THAT WILL MAKE YOU GROW A DICK THAT REACHES FROM SOUTH AMERICA TO BELGIUM
[15:32] <MrSaint> I SHALL HIRE A KILLER
[15:32] <MrSaint> OH YES YOU DO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

<@Mich> I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A SURGERY FOR YOU THAT WILL MAKE YOU GROW A DICK THAT REACHES FROM SOUTH AMERICA TO BELGIUM

(21:32:42) —› join: (kirbyrocks6) (~Guest@ip70-178-47-132.ks.ks.cox.net)
(21:32:46) (@Chronamut) lol
(21:32:56) (kirbyrocks6) >:(
(21:33:03) (@Chronamut) dont fuck with the master of the channel
(21:33:06) (@Chronamut) lol
(21:33:16) (kirbyrocks6) I thought czer was the master?
(21:33:20) (@Chronamut) nope
(21:33:20) (@Chronamut) i am
(21:33:31) (kirbyrocks6) Lies
(21:33:37) (@Chronamut) ill prove it
(21:33:44) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (-o czer323)
(21:33:48) (@Chronamut) see?
(21:33:54) (kirbyrocks6) Cheats
(21:34:01) —› quit: (loanshark187) (~elbatro@S0106001e58323a1c.vc.shawcable.net) (Quit)
(21:34:11) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (-v CommonSense)
(21:34:18) (@Chronamut) you are ALL NORMAL
(21:34:28) (kirbyrocks6) no! Voice me.
(21:34:32) (@Chronamut) nope
(21:34:35) (@Chronamut) moderate for all
(21:34:39) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+m)
(21:34:40) (@Chronamut) lolol
(21:34:55) • @Chronamut plays elevator music for a minute while everyone is schooled in my master oppage
(21:35:08) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (-m)
(21:35:11) (@Chronamut) alright hats long enuff
(21:35:35) (kirbyrocks6) Man I wish I could get mIRC on this
(21:36:05) • kirbyrocks6 is installing FL Studio
(21:36:05) (@Chronamut) aww :P
(21:36:11) (@Chronamut) ooh lets consult 8-ball
(21:36:14) (@Chronamut) what should we ask it?
(21:36:29) (kirbyrocks6) Will chro ever not be gay?
(21:36:34) (@Chronamut) good question
(21:36:41) —› The 8-Ball's answer to (will i ever not be gay?) is: "My reply is no."
(21:36:46) (@Chronamut) (21:36:41) —› The 8-Ball's answer to (will i ever not be gay?) is: "My reply is no."
(21:36:56) (kirbyrocks6) Burned
(21:36:58) (@Chronamut) not really
(21:37:01) (@Chronamut) i like being gay
(21:37:08) (kirbyrocks6) orly?
(21:37:10) (@Chronamut) yup
(21:37:14) (@Chronamut) so its you thats burned
(21:37:30) • kirbyrocks6 sets chro on fire
(21:37:32) (kirbyrocks6) Burned.
(21:37:34) • @Chronamut sets kirbyrocks6 on fire more
(21:37:39) (@Chronamut) more burned
(21:37:41) • kirbyrocks6 burns
(21:37:48) • @Chronamut is a god - he cant burn
(21:38:04) (kirbyrocks6) So you can't burn me
(21:38:08) (@Chronamut) sure i can
(21:38:13) (@Chronamut) gods can burn anyone and anything
(21:38:16) (@Chronamut) even if its not flammable
(21:38:31) (@Chronamut) except thelselves of coruse
(21:38:32) (kirbyrocks6) I'll burn your house then
(21:38:38) (@Chronamut) who saysi live in one?
(21:38:46) (kirbyrocks6) Where you live?
(21:38:46) (@Chronamut) if im a god i can just think stuff and it exists
(21:38:51) (@Chronamut) in the ether
(21:38:57) • kirbyrocks6 burns your thoughts
(21:39:06) • @Chronamut makes kirbyrocks6 cease to exist
(21:39:21) (@Chronamut) anyone remember ki- oh right he doesnt exist
(21:39:28) • kirbyrocks6 re-exists as a godlier god then chro and rapes him
(21:39:40) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+v CommonSense)
(21:39:44) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+o czer323)
(21:39:49) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+v grey-shado)
(21:39:54) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+v loans-away)
(21:40:01) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+v phate)
(21:40:03) (kirbyrocks6) I saw that coming
(21:40:03) (@Chronamut) now
(21:40:09) (@Chronamut) what do you think is gonna happen
(21:40:18) (kirbyrocks6) +v kirbyrocks6?
(21:40:22) (@Chronamut) sadly not
(21:40:24) (kirbyrocks6) +m Inorite
(21:40:27) (@Chronamut) indeed
(21:40:43) (kirbyrocks6) next person to set +m is not a god
(21:40:55) —› mode: (Chronamut) sets mode (+b *!*Guest@*.ks.ks.cox.net)
(21:40:55) —› This (*!*Guest@*.ks.ks.cox.net) ban affects: (kirbyrocks6)
(21:40:56) —› kick: (kirbyrocks6) was kicked by (Chronamut) (m'eh)
(21:40:58) (@Chronamut) lolol
(21:41:13) (@Chronamut) that was too easy
(21:41:49) (+loans-away) why would you do that to an 11 year old?
(21:41:58) (@Chronamut) becasue hes 11
(21:41:59) (@Chronamut) duh
(21:42:03) (+loans-away) oh,right

00:26.54 .•• MrSaint ( NGAP@186.40.102.209 ) has quit IRC ( Quit )
00:27.00 .•• MmmCake ( ~esaff@ip68-14-148-141.ri.ri.cox.net ) has quit IRC ( Read error: EOF from client )
00:27.08 ( @Chronamut ) heyhey noone said you could quit
00:30.27 ( +Rawmin ) oh oops, i told him he could
00:31.05 ( @Chronamut ) fucker!
00:31.17 .•• Rawmin has been kicked by Chronamut ( FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK! )
00:31.17 .•• Rawmin ( ~obscureni@bas16-toronto63-1177909995.dsl.bell.ca ) joined #Newgrounds_Audio
00:31.17 .•• Q sets #Newgrounds_Audio mode +v Rawmin
00:31.22 ( @Chronamut ) hahaha
00:32.02 .•• Twiminy ( ~fartin_da@adsl-067-035-064-027.sip.mia.bellsouth.net ) joined #Newgrounds_Audio
00:32.50 ( @Chronamut ) YO
00:32.55 ( @Chronamut ) Twiminy biminy
00:32.58 ( Twiminy ) yo
00:33.00 ( Prodigal ) GOgOGOLGOGGOL
00:33.04 ( @Chronamut ) half the people just left
00:33.09 ( @Chronamut ) CUZ RAWMIN SAID THEY COULD
00:33.16 ( Prodigal ) FUCK YOU RAWMIN
00:33.17 ( @Chronamut ) CUZ RAWMIN IS DUMB
00:33.20 ( +Rawmin ) mah bad
00:33.22 ( @Chronamut ) FUCK YOU RAWMIN
00:33.25 ( @Chronamut ) FUCK YOU IN ALL OYUR HOLES
00:33.30 ( @Chronamut ) AT ONCE
00:33.39 ( +Rawmin ) STIO HIGHLIGHTING ME CHRONAMUT
00:33.39 ( @Chronamut ) I WILL CTHULU YOUR FACE
00:33.42 ( +Rawmin ) STOP*
00:33.57 ( @Chronamut ) i think thats quote worthy.
00:34.05 ( Twiminy ) whens one of yall gonna jack off on cam
00:34.13 ( @Chronamut ) THIS ISNT STICKAM YOU FUCKER!
00:34.19 ( +Rawmin ) i already am
00:34.20 ( Twiminy ) lol
00:34.23 ( +Rawmin ) i mean right
00:34.25 ( +Rawmin ) not stickam

After telling an epic story of musical trial and error, Chronamut decided to finish the story.

[02:04] <Chronamut> and thus we stormed newgrounds 
[02:04] <Chronamut> and literally dominated it 
[02:04] <Chronamut> for like 
[02:04] <Chronamut> 3 years 
[02:04] <Prodigal> 2 minutes 
[02:04] <MrSaint> ROFL