[22:54] <Kaizerwolf> you're never to young to masturbate to elephants either, Chron ;)
[22:54] <StatueOfDiveo> I DID IT ONCE!
[22:54] <StatueOfDiveo> or twice

[23:16] <Brittany> who, me? 
[23:16] <Prodigal> Going back on the 4th 
[23:16] <Brittany> oh. 
[23:16] <MrSaint> Yeah Brittany 
[23:17] <Brittany> him. 
[23:17] <Prodigal> Yeah 
[23:17] <Prodigal> him. 
[23:17] <Brittany> Oh 
[23:17] <Brittany> me. 
[23:17] <Prodigal> Oh. 
[23:17] <Prodigal> you. 
[23:17] <MrSaint> Yeah you 
[23:17] <Brittany> And I don't know.

<MmmCake> the sugar is the best part
<@SineRider> that's ballsy
<@Mich> that's dicksy
<@SineRider> that's ballsy
<@Mich> that's cocksy
<@SineRider> that's ballsy
<@SineRider> WOW GUYS WE JUST MAED LIKE THE ILLEST QUOTE
<@Mich> wat

[20:35] <Khuskan> Wow thats great, I insult chron and nothing happens, and Prodigal  mentions 'stairs' and gets kicked :)
[20:35] == Khuskan was kicked from #Newgrounds_Audio by Chronamut [kicks Khuskan down the stairs]

<Khuskan> I'm turtle.

[01:55] <Brittany> Question #1) What is a tampon
[01:55] <@Mich> NO WIKIPEDIA
[01:55] <@POUNCE-NG> ITS A THING YOU STICK IN YOUR VAJAYJAY SO YOU DONT BLWEED ON EVERYTHING
[01:55] <Prodigal> Lol
[01:55] <Bjra> the opposite of a tampoff

(please not, still impersonation)

IMPERSONATION FESTIVITIES
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[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Egoraptor> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <JohnnyUtah> COCK joke
[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Egoraptor> COCKJOKE
[01:38] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] * Afro-Ninja is now known as MindChamber
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Egoraptor> COCKJOEK
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <MindChamber> i owned mich in his newspost
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Egoraptor> COCKJOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COKE JOCK
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COKE JOKE

[19:31] <Warspawn> fuck you
[19:31] <Warspawn> you eat bibles

[18:46] <@Chronamut> someone invent neo-grunge
[18:47] <MrSaint> What is neo?
[18:47]  * Prodigal invents neo-grunge
[18:47] <@Chronamut> it means you took something old
[18:47] <@Chronamut> and rehashed it
[18:47] <MrSaint> Hmm
[18:47] <@Chronamut> so like
[18:47] <@Chronamut> neo-classical
[18:47] <Prodigal> someone SHOULDN'T make neo-punk
[18:47] <@Chronamut> punk never dies
[18:47] <xkore> i love neopets

OBSCENE LANGUAGE WARNING

[00:18] <Zenan_> I wish a nice pussy, bumhole or mouth would fall out of the sky onto my cock
[00:18] * Zenan_ was kicked by Chronamut (13you fucking cunt!!)
[00:18] <@Chronamut> pwned
[00:18] <MrSaint> No
[00:18] <MrSaint> Fuck you
[00:18] <CelestOrion> Dicks. Thousands of them. Falling from the sky like snowflakes. Firing lazorz from their urethras.

Rant about pussy

[18:16] <Zenan_> you're gay
[18:16] <@Chronamut> yup
[18:16] <Zenan_> get over it
[18:16] <@Mich> for real
[18:16] <Zenan_> i fancy a pussy
[18:16] <@Chronamut> rofl
[18:16] <Prodigal> :D
[18:16] <Zenan_> A nice warm, wet pussy
[18:16] <@Chronamut> dont make me kick you
[18:16] <Zenan_> Sliding up and down on my throbbing cock
[18:16] <Zenan_> heaven
[18:16] <MrSaint>  PUSSY

[23:26] <xkore> liras my dad
[23:26] <Brittany> who else.
[23:26] * @Chronamut gags
[23:27] <rezie_> brittany is my mom
[23:27] <Brittany> kid.
[23:27] <Brittany> If you fell out my cunt
[23:27] <Brittany> you'd go right back in.
[23:27] <rezie_> lmfao
[23:27] <Brittany> Until you were baked propery.

[18:43] <xkore> cool site 
[18:43] <spirple> thanks dawg 
[18:43] <spirple> I'm still working on this shit 
[18:43] <MrSaint> I like it 
[18:43] <spirple> I dont like the background fixed anymore,I'ma make it scroll 
[18:44] <spirple> this is my plan to make money off of fat people 
[18:44] <spirple> I will help them out with my secrets 
[18:44] <spirple> how I got skinny 
[18:44] <spirple> and they will be like oh gawsh 
[18:44] <spirple> lets click links on hurr 
[18:44] * spirple makes 10 us cents/week 
[18:44] * spirple rolls in the dimes

[23:49] <@Mich> I love how we're discussing whether a man is spraying a bull or cow's own piss at its face

7/16/2009 :

[23:29] <StatueOfDiveo> I'm going to get this track signed.
[23:30] <@MICH-busy> Well there ya go
[23:30] <@MICH-busy> no need to care about your ng score then.
[23:30] <StatueOfDiveo> Where do I get signed
[23:30] <StatueOfDiveo> whats signing anyway

I think just needs to be on here too.
loans(indi) in a nutshell.

[21:41] <loans> whee

Back from 08/09/2009:

[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I
[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I did it
[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I'm a man now
[02:52] <@loansindi> that could mean a lot of things statue.
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> I was pondering how elephants do it
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> And I did it
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> I can impregnate women now.
[02:53] <@loansindi> ...
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> My voice will change
[02:53] <@loansindi> you got a microscope to prove that shit?
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> Nahh it was definitely there
[02:54] <vanguard182> dude
[02:54] <@loansindi> you witnessed live swimmers with your bare eyes?
[02:54] <vanguard182> you might be shootin blanks
[02:54] <@loansindi> for real
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> No loans
[02:54] <@loansindi> it might be jizz, with a bunch of dead little sperms
[02:54] <@loansindi> or no sperms at all
[02:54] <@loansindi> who knows
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> Dammit
[02:54] <@loansindi> get yourself a microscope
[02:54] <vanguard182> are you sure it's the right stuff
[02:54] <vanguard182> sometimes if you get disease you leak out your penis
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> Yes van
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> I jne a cold
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> I have a cold
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> Bye

Chronamut in a nutshell:

[00:38] <@Chronamut> spirple how old r u
[00:38] <spirple> 17 here
[00:38] <@Chronamut> got any pics?

[19:47] <@Mich> rocket science is easy
[19:47] <@SineRider> it isn't rocket surgery
[19:49] <@Mich> We'll all sit and think about it sometime.
[19:49] <@loansindis> rocket science is mostly kinematics
[19:50] <@loansindis> but ultimately I think you need to consider the economics of the situation
[19:50] <@Mich> That's the whole psychology behind it. I would never fight aliens if it wouldn't help the economy.
[19:50] <@loansindis> but what if women were involved?
[19:51] <@SineRider> yes, you must consider that
[19:51] <@Mich> Perhaps then we would shave before launching our rockets.
[19:51] <@loansindis> I think the most important thing is to remember that tomorrow will be another day
[19:51] <@Mich> And yesterday has already passed again. We had multiple weeks this year.
[19:52] <@loansindis> what if we just painted it blue?
[19:52] <@Mich> Perhaps it would stop being an other colour than blue.
[19:52] <@SineRider> How would that sound?
[19:52] <@Mich> I think it would have many harmonis, and it would really brighten up the situation.
[19:52] <@loansindis> people always ask 'how would that sound?' but I don't think they really care about that. I think what they're really asking is 'what would that mean?'
[19:53] <@SineRider> I agree, it takes one to know one
[19:53] <@Mich> Maybe, but then how would you explain so many people have tattoos?
[19:53] <@loansindis> Well I mean the idea of self-expression is a long running theme
[19:53] <@Chronamut> lol banned for am onth for making a thread for the irc room
[19:54] <@SineRider> I think it's hereditary
[19:54] <@Mich> Meh, I guess in the end we all have to know what's for dinner. That's what really matters.
[19:54] <@loansindis> you can't discount the idea of genetics
[19:54] <@SineRider> Donig so may cause tooth disease
[19:55] <@Mich> Better bite a fresh apple rather than get a piercing in your tongue. Sounds more healthy.
[19:55] <@loansindis> Style matters to a lot of people
[19:56] <@Mich> It's all about expressing themselves in a way, while all that really matters is the true personality in there
[19:56] <@Mich> Otherwise we wouldn't have any polution.
[19:56] <@loansindis> But to an extent we have to define ourselves in relation to the rest of the world
[19:56] <@SineRider> hopefully putting an end to the ring war
[19:57] <@Mich> I disagree. I think it's failry clear without piercings or tattoos that people are different to animals. If that wouldn't be true we'd all be eating bricks.
[19:57] <@Mich> Simply because of the relation of our stomach fluids to the juice in leaves.
[19:57] <@loansindis> Bricks are chock-full of important nutrients. Don't discount their value to the food chain
[19:58] <@Mich> Personally, I much prefer wood. I have brick-replacements that taste just as good
[19:58] <@Mich> if not better.
[19:58] <@loansindis> Fucking wooditarian
[19:58] <@loansindis> BRICK IS MURDER
[19:58] <@loansindis> whatever dude
[19:59] <@SineRider> I had my tonsils removed so I can't eat wood
[19:59] <@Mich> Aw that sucks
[19:59] <@loansindis> Wood isn't as good for the environment as everyone says it is
[19:59] <@loansindis> they cut down rainforests to grow it
[19:59] <@Mich> and loansindi, I'm not gonna let you troll me that way
[20:00] <@Mich> You do realize that without eating wood, we'd have to move to the moon by now, right?
[20:00] <@loansindis> That's just spurious propoganda
[20:00] <@loansindis> Clearly the major issue in the moon crisis is the jam front
[20:01] <@Mich> you're claiming jam is the issue?
[20:01] <@Mich> Bleh
[20:01] <@loansindis> the jelly front isn't helping either
[20:01] <@Mich> Let's change the subject before we get a flame war going
[20:02] <@Mich> So I bought a nice new plate today
[20:02] <@Mich> My waffle fit perfectly on it

<@MICHhimseIf> We're no strangers to love
<@loansindi> YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
<@SineRider> A full commitments what Im thinking of
<@MICHhimseIf> You wouldnt get this from any other guy
<@loansindi> I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
<@SineRider> Gotta make you understand
<@MICHhimseIf> never gonna give you up
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
<@SineRider> Never gonna run around and desert you
<@MICHhimseIf> Never gonna make you cry
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
<Joonho> Obsessed > NGGYU
<@SineRider> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<@MICHhimseIf> We've know each other for so long
<@loansindi> YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING
<@SineRider> But youre too shy to say it
<@MICHhimseIf> Inside we both know whats been going on
<@loansindi> WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT
<@SineRider> And if you ask me how Im feeling
<@MICHhimseIf> Dont tell me youre too blind to see
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
<@SineRider> Never gonna let you down
<@MICHhimseIf> Never gonna run around and desert you
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
<@SineRider> Never gonna say goodbye
<@MICHhimseIf> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
<@SineRider> Never gonna let you down
<@MICHhimseIf> Never gonna run around and desert you
<@loansindi> NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
<@SineRider> Never gonna say goodbye
<@MICHhimseIf> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<@MICHhimseIf> Thank you.
* @loansindi bows
<Joonho> Rick Assley is such a loser.
* Joonho was kicked by MICHhimseIf (HOW DO YOU DARE TO INSULT RICK)

[03:06] <Stup0rr> is it weird
[03:06] <Stup0rr> if one of my testicles
[03:06] <Stup0rr> is slightly bigger
[03:07] <Stup0rr> ...than the other two?
[03:07] <@Mich> not sure.
[03:07] <@Mich> It's normal if one of the three hangs a bit lower though.
[03:07] <Stup0rr> what if they're unbalanced and asymmetrical?
[03:07] <amaterasu> thats normal
[03:08] <amaterasu> have you ever noticed your balls moving
[03:08] <amaterasu> :D
[03:08] <Stup0rr> good, my sister will be very relieved to hear that
[03:08] <amaterasu> sister?
[03:08] <@Mich> I bet.
[03:08] <@Mich> She probably was really worries the last time tyou were stuffing here nose with your 3 balls
[03:08] <@Mich> worried*
[03:09] <@Mich> one in every nose hole
[03:09] <Stup0rr> she's been touchy about hers for her whole life!
[03:09] <@Mich> her balls?
[03:09] <@Mich> I can understand that
[03:09] <Stup0rr> yeah, i keep trying to reason with her
[03:10] <amaterasu> lolwut
[03:10] <Stup0rr> she keeps telling me that they interfere with walking
[03:11] <Stup0rr> and i'm like, "no they don't"
[03:11] <Stup0rr> ...teehee :)
[03:11] <@Mich> okay
[03:12] <amaterasu> im so scared

[02:15] <Guest_20> heyy
[02:15] <Guest_20> How do i change my name
[02:15] <sessilenomad> xD
[02:15] <@Mich> you type /nick name
[02:15] <Guest_20> lol sorry, never used an IRC
[02:16] <@Mich> no worries
[02:16] * Guest_20 is now known as name
[02:16] <sessilenomad> HAHAHAHA
[02:16] <name> wait wtf
[02:16] <name> ughh
[02:16] <sessilenomad> WINrar
[02:16] <name> XD
[02:16] <@Mich> WIN :D
[02:16] <name> hahaha
[02:16] <name> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[02:16] <name> i get ittt
[02:16] <sessilenomad> herpderpderp
[02:16] * name is now known as LK412

[23:32] <MrSaint> Fuck you, I am in South America
[23:32] <@Chronamut> fuck you for being south american
[23:32] <@Chronamut> lol
[23:33] <@Mich> He's russian
[23:33] <MrSaint> xD
[23:33] <@Chronamut> he can still live in south america
[23:33] <@Chronamut> thuys south american
[23:33] <MrSaint> I am visiting
[23:33] <@Mich> But he lives in Russia.
[23:33] <@Chronamut> well fuck your temporary stay there!
[23:33] <@Mich> xD
[23:33] <@Chronamut> and fuck russia too!