[20:35] <Khuskan> Wow thats great, I insult chron and nothing happens, and Prodigal  mentions 'stairs' and gets kicked :)
[20:35] == Khuskan was kicked from #Newgrounds_Audio by Chronamut [kicks Khuskan down the stairs]

[02:15] <Guest_20> heyy
[02:15] <Guest_20> How do i change my name
[02:15] <sessilenomad> xD
[02:15] <@Mich> you type /nick name
[02:15] <Guest_20> lol sorry, never used an IRC
[02:16] <@Mich> no worries
[02:16] * Guest_20 is now known as name
[02:16] <sessilenomad> HAHAHAHA
[02:16] <name> wait wtf
[02:16] <name> ughh
[02:16] <sessilenomad> WINrar
[02:16] <name> XD
[02:16] <@Mich> WIN :D
[02:16] <name> hahaha
[02:16] <name> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[02:16] <name> i get ittt
[02:16] <sessilenomad> herpderpderp
[02:16] * name is now known as LK412

Epic tale about Rezies dick (Which has its own personality but is very shy)

[18:20] *** vsTerminus has joined #Newgrounds_Audio 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Yeah 
[18:20] <MrSaint-Game> Hi  
[18:20] <Mich> lol 
[18:20] <Mich> HI IDLER 
[18:20] <MmmCake> sup dewd 
[18:20] <Rezie_> hi fucker 
[18:20] <Mich> what makes you guys think he'll respond? :p 
[18:21] <Rezie_> he's scared of you 
[18:21] <Mich> vsTerminus, ARE YOU SCARED OF ME? 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> VsTerminus, SAY SOMETHING 
[18:21] <MmmCake> who is he 
[18:21] <MrSaint-Game> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT 
[18:22] <Rezie_> it's like the question of the meaning of life 
[18:22] <Rezie_> MmmCake, he is my dick 
[18:23] <MmmCake> OH 
[18:23] <MmmCake> MY 
[18:23] <MmmCake> GOD 
[18:23] *** vsTerminus has been kicked by Mich (LOL I KICKED REZIE IN THE DICK)

[19:31] <Warspawn> fuck you
[19:31] <Warspawn> you eat bibles

7/16/2009 :

[23:29] <StatueOfDiveo> I'm going to get this track signed.
[23:30] <@MICH-busy> Well there ya go
[23:30] <@MICH-busy> no need to care about your ng score then.
[23:30] <StatueOfDiveo> Where do I get signed
[23:30] <StatueOfDiveo> whats signing anyway

Back from 08/09/2009:

[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I
[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I did it
[02:52] <statueofdiveo> I'm a man now
[02:52] <@loansindi> that could mean a lot of things statue.
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> I was pondering how elephants do it
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> And I did it
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> I can impregnate women now.
[02:53] <@loansindi> ...
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> My voice will change
[02:53] <@loansindi> you got a microscope to prove that shit?
[02:53] <statueofdiveo> Nahh it was definitely there
[02:54] <vanguard182> dude
[02:54] <@loansindi> you witnessed live swimmers with your bare eyes?
[02:54] <vanguard182> you might be shootin blanks
[02:54] <@loansindi> for real
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> No loans
[02:54] <@loansindi> it might be jizz, with a bunch of dead little sperms
[02:54] <@loansindi> or no sperms at all
[02:54] <@loansindi> who knows
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> Dammit
[02:54] <@loansindi> get yourself a microscope
[02:54] <vanguard182> are you sure it's the right stuff
[02:54] <vanguard182> sometimes if you get disease you leak out your penis
[02:54] <statueofdiveo> Yes van
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> I jne a cold
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> I have a cold
[02:55] <statueofdiveo> Bye

[23:26] <xkore> liras my dad
[23:26] <Brittany> who else.
[23:26] * @Chronamut gags
[23:27] <rezie_> brittany is my mom
[23:27] <Brittany> kid.
[23:27] <Brittany> If you fell out my cunt
[23:27] <Brittany> you'd go right back in.
[23:27] <rezie_> lmfao
[23:27] <Brittany> Until you were baked propery.

IMPERSONATION FESTIVITIES
-------------------------

[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Egoraptor> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <JohnnyUtah> COCK joke
[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <Egoraptor> COCKJOKE
[01:38] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:38] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] * Afro-Ninja is now known as MindChamber
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Egoraptor> COCKJOEK
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <MindChamber> i owned mich in his newspost
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Egoraptor> COCKJOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COKE JOCK
[01:39] <@mamatequila> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <Stamper> COCK JOKE
[01:39] <JohnnyUtah> COKE JOKE

Chronamut in a nutshell:

[00:38] <@Chronamut> spirple how old r u
[00:38] <spirple> 17 here
[00:38] <@Chronamut> got any pics?

[23:32] <MrSaint> Fuck you, I am in South America
[23:32] <@Chronamut> fuck you for being south american
[23:32] <@Chronamut> lol
[23:33] <@Mich> He's russian
[23:33] <MrSaint> xD
[23:33] <@Chronamut> he can still live in south america
[23:33] <@Chronamut> thuys south american
[23:33] <MrSaint> I am visiting
[23:33] <@Mich> But he lives in Russia.
[23:33] <@Chronamut> well fuck your temporary stay there!
[23:33] <@Mich> xD
[23:33] <@Chronamut> and fuck russia too!

[22:54] <Kaizerwolf> you're never to young to masturbate to elephants either, Chron ;)
[22:54] <StatueOfDiveo> I DID IT ONCE!
[22:54] <StatueOfDiveo> or twice

[01:55] <Brittany> Question #1) What is a tampon
[01:55] <@Mich> NO WIKIPEDIA
[01:55] <@POUNCE-NG> ITS A THING YOU STICK IN YOUR VAJAYJAY SO YOU DONT BLWEED ON EVERYTHING
[01:55] <Prodigal> Lol
[01:55] <Bjra> the opposite of a tampoff

(please not, still impersonation)

[18:46] <@Chronamut> someone invent neo-grunge
[18:47] <MrSaint> What is neo?
[18:47]  * Prodigal invents neo-grunge
[18:47] <@Chronamut> it means you took something old
[18:47] <@Chronamut> and rehashed it
[18:47] <MrSaint> Hmm
[18:47] <@Chronamut> so like
[18:47] <@Chronamut> neo-classical
[18:47] <Prodigal> someone SHOULDN'T make neo-punk
[18:47] <@Chronamut> punk never dies
[18:47] <xkore> i love neopets

[23:49] <@Mich> I love how we're discussing whether a man is spraying a bull or cow's own piss at its face

(10:11:52 PM) jarrydn: i'm fucking drunk. i think it's time for me to try and put this gazebo together ;D
(10:12:04 PM) jarrydn is now known as constructing

00:51.40    ( @Chron-sleep ) Knoxius
 00:51.53    )) @Chron-sleep is curious now
 00:51.56    ( @Chron-sleep ) lemme see your ip..
 00:52.26    ( @Chron-sleep ) did you create an entire channel just to mock me
 00:52.43    ( +Knoxius ) its only 9:52
 00:52.55    ( @Chron-sleep ) you did didnt you you fucker lol
 00:53.04    ( +Knoxius ) wtf no
 00:53.08    ( @Chron-sleep ) really
 00:53.10    ( +Knoxius ) i wish i had though
 00:53.15    ( +Knoxius ) thats ridiculous
 00:53.16    ( @Chron-sleep ) then how is it that i got in invite from you to join #chronamut
 00:53.22    ( @Chron-sleep ) followed directly after by chronamut
 00:53.32    ( +Knoxius ) ...
 00:53.33    ( +Knoxius ) niggers!
 00:53.34          .•• Knoxius ( ~Knoxius@Knoxius.users.quakenet.org ) left #Newgrounds_Audio

Chronamut in a nutshell 2!

<@Chron-sleep> unless you can prove me wrong
<@Chron-sleep> i am right

<SineRider> who woulda thouht brian eno could turn into a nice hiphop beat
<@loans> not me
<@loans> but i don't knwo who that is
<SineRider> ...
<SineRider> really?
<SineRider> my favorite composer
<SineRider> next to philip glass
<@loans> are you lying about philip glass?
<SineRider> no
<SineRider> i love philip glass
<@loans> i don't think we can be friends any more
<SineRider> why?
<SineRider> what's wrong with him
<@loans> not a fan

[02:49] <Knoxius> mich
[02:50] <Knoxius> wtf is wrong with you
[02:50] <Knoxius> you sound all retarded
[02:50] <@Mich> What do you mean by that, Knoxius?
[02:51] <Knoxius> YOURE USING PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCUATION
[02:51] <Knoxius> AND CAPITALIZATION
[02:51] <Knoxius> are you on drugs
[02:51] <@Mich> Knoxius, I am glad you noticed the change in my writing.
[02:52] <Knoxius> i dont like it
[02:52] <Hades_> I'm off to Never Neverland
[02:52] <@Mich> But I can assure you, I am not under influence of any medication or alcohol for that matter.
[02:52] <Hades_> or to bed
[02:52] <Hades_> whichever is closer
[02:52] <@Mich> See you later, Hades_, have a good night.
[02:52] <Hades_> right back at ya
[02:52] <Knoxius> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
[02:52] <@Mich> Knoxius, what is it that you don't like about the way I talk?
[02:52] <Knoxius> ADKJLGHDFJGLDHGFD
[02:52] <Hades_> AND GO TO BED SOONER ONCE, DAMMIT
[02:52] <Hades_> tootsie
[02:52] * Hades_ (webchat@93-136-114-155.adsl.net.t-com.hr) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[02:53] <@Mich> Is it perhaps, too much to read for your rather short attention span? 
                Could it be that you dislike having to read more whereas you could interpret the 
                same amount of information without about thrice as little reading?
[02:53] <Knoxius> you see, im a goth emo fag that hangs out at local cafes drinking black coffee and telling people how they are conformists
[02:53] <Frankie> Hey mich.
[02:53] <Knoxius> and no its just unusual to see.
[02:54] <Stupor> http://www.rootology.com/images/exploding_head.jpg knoxius after reading that

OBSCENE LANGUAGE WARNING

[00:18] <Zenan_> I wish a nice pussy, bumhole or mouth would fall out of the sky onto my cock
[00:18] * Zenan_ was kicked by Chronamut (13you fucking cunt!!)
[00:18] <@Chronamut> pwned
[00:18] <MrSaint> No
[00:18] <MrSaint> Fuck you
[00:18] <CelestOrion> Dicks. Thousands of them. Falling from the sky like snowflakes. Firing lazorz from their urethras.

[19:47] <@Mich> rocket science is easy
[19:47] <@SineRider> it isn't rocket surgery
[19:49] <@Mich> We'll all sit and think about it sometime.
[19:49] <@loansindis> rocket science is mostly kinematics
[19:50] <@loansindis> but ultimately I think you need to consider the economics of the situation
[19:50] <@Mich> That's the whole psychology behind it. I would never fight aliens if it wouldn't help the economy.
[19:50] <@loansindis> but what if women were involved?
[19:51] <@SineRider> yes, you must consider that
[19:51] <@Mich> Perhaps then we would shave before launching our rockets.
[19:51] <@loansindis> I think the most important thing is to remember that tomorrow will be another day
[19:51] <@Mich> And yesterday has already passed again. We had multiple weeks this year.
[19:52] <@loansindis> what if we just painted it blue?
[19:52] <@Mich> Perhaps it would stop being an other colour than blue.
[19:52] <@SineRider> How would that sound?
[19:52] <@Mich> I think it would have many harmonis, and it would really brighten up the situation.
[19:52] <@loansindis> people always ask 'how would that sound?' but I don't think they really care about that. I think what they're really asking is 'what would that mean?'
[19:53] <@SineRider> I agree, it takes one to know one
[19:53] <@Mich> Maybe, but then how would you explain so many people have tattoos?
[19:53] <@loansindis> Well I mean the idea of self-expression is a long running theme
[19:53] <@Chronamut> lol banned for am onth for making a thread for the irc room
[19:54] <@SineRider> I think it's hereditary
[19:54] <@Mich> Meh, I guess in the end we all have to know what's for dinner. That's what really matters.
[19:54] <@loansindis> you can't discount the idea of genetics
[19:54] <@SineRider> Donig so may cause tooth disease
[19:55] <@Mich> Better bite a fresh apple rather than get a piercing in your tongue. Sounds more healthy.
[19:55] <@loansindis> Style matters to a lot of people
[19:56] <@Mich> It's all about expressing themselves in a way, while all that really matters is the true personality in there
[19:56] <@Mich> Otherwise we wouldn't have any polution.
[19:56] <@loansindis> But to an extent we have to define ourselves in relation to the rest of the world
[19:56] <@SineRider> hopefully putting an end to the ring war
[19:57] <@Mich> I disagree. I think it's failry clear without piercings or tattoos that people are different to animals. If that wouldn't be true we'd all be eating bricks.
[19:57] <@Mich> Simply because of the relation of our stomach fluids to the juice in leaves.
[19:57] <@loansindis> Bricks are chock-full of important nutrients. Don't discount their value to the food chain
[19:58] <@Mich> Personally, I much prefer wood. I have brick-replacements that taste just as good
[19:58] <@Mich> if not better.
[19:58] <@loansindis> Fucking wooditarian
[19:58] <@loansindis> BRICK IS MURDER
[19:58] <@loansindis> whatever dude
[19:59] <@SineRider> I had my tonsils removed so I can't eat wood
[19:59] <@Mich> Aw that sucks
[19:59] <@loansindis> Wood isn't as good for the environment as everyone says it is
[19:59] <@loansindis> they cut down rainforests to grow it
[19:59] <@Mich> and loansindi, I'm not gonna let you troll me that way
[20:00] <@Mich> You do realize that without eating wood, we'd have to move to the moon by now, right?
[20:00] <@loansindis> That's just spurious propoganda
[20:00] <@loansindis> Clearly the major issue in the moon crisis is the jam front
[20:01] <@Mich> you're claiming jam is the issue?
[20:01] <@Mich> Bleh
[20:01] <@loansindis> the jelly front isn't helping either
[20:01] <@Mich> Let's change the subject before we get a flame war going
[20:02] <@Mich> So I bought a nice new plate today
[20:02] <@Mich> My waffle fit perfectly on it

[03:06] <Stup0rr> is it weird
[03:06] <Stup0rr> if one of my testicles
[03:06] <Stup0rr> is slightly bigger
[03:07] <Stup0rr> ...than the other two?
[03:07] <@Mich> not sure.
[03:07] <@Mich> It's normal if one of the three hangs a bit lower though.
[03:07] <Stup0rr> what if they're unbalanced and asymmetrical?
[03:07] <amaterasu> thats normal
[03:08] <amaterasu> have you ever noticed your balls moving
[03:08] <amaterasu> :D
[03:08] <Stup0rr> good, my sister will be very relieved to hear that
[03:08] <amaterasu> sister?
[03:08] <@Mich> I bet.
[03:08] <@Mich> She probably was really worries the last time tyou were stuffing here nose with your 3 balls
[03:08] <@Mich> worried*
[03:09] <@Mich> one in every nose hole
[03:09] <Stup0rr> she's been touchy about hers for her whole life!
[03:09] <@Mich> her balls?
[03:09] <@Mich> I can understand that
[03:09] <Stup0rr> yeah, i keep trying to reason with her
[03:10] <amaterasu> lolwut
[03:10] <Stup0rr> she keeps telling me that they interfere with walking
[03:11] <Stup0rr> and i'm like, "no they don't"
[03:11] <Stup0rr> ...teehee :)
[03:11] <@Mich> okay
[03:12] <amaterasu> im so scared

[14:48]  * Rezie_ inserts a cock joke here
[14:48]  * jarrydn cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> brb gotta pee
[14:49] <+jarrydn> cock joke
[14:49] <+jarrydn> but srsly
[14:49] <+jarrydn> gotta pee
[14:49]  * Rezie_ inserts penis joke here
[14:52] <+jarrydn> fuck yeah, this boy's on a roll!
[14:53] <Rezie_> penis roll?
[14:53] <+jarrydn> fuck yes
[14:53] <+jarrydn> penis log
[14:53] <+jarrydn> mmmm
[14:53] <+jarrydn> cock log :D
[14:53] <Rezie_> Penis Long
[14:53] <Rezie_> asian name ftw
[14:54] <+jarrydn> wang long
[14:55] == mode/#Newgrounds_Audio [+v Rezie_] by Q
[14:55] <+Rezie_> epic win

<@loans> what client are you using
<sessilenomad> IRC...
<@loans> that's not a client
<sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
<@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and you saying 'internet explorer'
<@loans> how do you connect to the IRC network.
<sessilenomad> ooooh
<sessilenomad> firefox

<@Chron-sleep> unless you can prove me wrong
<@Chron-sleep> i am right
<@Chron-sleep> thats the universal concept

<Knoxius> statueofdiveo is here@!
* StatueOfDiveo was kicked by Chron-sleep (THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING YOU!!!)

(4:02:55 AM) loans: i'm tryin to be drunk
(4:02:57 AM) loans: and failing a little

[02:17] <Grey-shado> But you know like Melody, Pitch, Texture, Scales and modes, etc. ? MrSaint? 
[02:18] <MrSaint> Yeah, on Russian though 
[02:18] <Grey-shado> I see 
[02:19] <MrSaint> Thanks for the link though, worth reading on English 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Ooooooh.... 
[02:19] <Grey-shado> Your Russian? 
[02:19] <loans> nah, he's from paraguay 
[02:19] <loans> his parents thought it'd be funny to teach him russian 
[02:20] <MrSaint> LOL

<@SineRider> i had a dream about the IRC chat
<sessilenomad> lol oh god...
<MrSaint> SineRider, what was in there :O
<@SineRider> loans jumped through the sod's moniter and choked him
<@SineRider> pretty epic
<@loans> lol
<@loans> that's pretty sweet

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[01:02:15] <Knoxius> HOT LESBIAN DILDO RECTAL STRETCHING
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